Have any Golden Rules?

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kayem77

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Never, ever, sit on a public toilet seat. NEVER.
 
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kayem77

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Hahaha we women have to learn some stunts to accomplish going to a public restroom without actually sitting. It's a generation to generation teaching from our foremothers. ;)
 
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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kayem77 said:
Hahaha we women have to learn some stunts to accomplish going to a public restroom without actually sitting. It's a generation to generation teaching from our foremothers. ;)
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Ah yes I've heard of that, and I still can't seem to picture it in my mind how you can sit without touching...not that I want to picture it! lol
 
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kayem77

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zeroturbulence said:
Ah yes I've heard of that, and I still can't seem to picture it in my mind how you can sit without touching...not that I want to picture it! lol
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Hahahahah actually Tyra Banks talked about this once in her show , "squat, pee,keep the squat" maybe you can find the video on youtube if you are curious:)
 
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simonsays

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#26
Forlorn-Hope said:
Always use a condom.
Never get drunk in a group of people you don't know.
Use your knife when you can, and keep to the shadows.
When climbing in your bedroom window, make sure it's the right one.
Don't pick fights you can't win.
And when seeking revenge dig two graves, one for him and one for his mate who is bound to step in.
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try not to come home with something you cant wash off!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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thimsrebma

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#27
Women Rules

1. Never be with a man who can't take care of you but always be able to take care of yourself.
2. Never leave home without a needle and thread, scissors, lint brush and measuring tape.
3. MOst importantly... The bigger the hair, the closer to Jesus.!
 
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djness

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#28
#28
Always cook pizza in the oven crust side down. Follow this and life will be easy.
 
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violakat

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thimsrebma said:
Women Rules

1. Never be with a man who can't take care of you but always be able to take care of yourself.
2. Never leave home without a needle and thread, scissors, lint brush and measuring tape.
3. MOst importantly... The bigger the hair, the closer to Jesus.!
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Especially number 2. I was subbing one day, and wearing a broom skirt with lots of buttons. Almost every button fell off in the middle of class, while I as at a desk. Fortunately, the next period was a free period, so I was able to run down to the homemaking class room.

Now, please excuse me, I need to make sure I have a sewing kit in my person. ;)
 
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Jullianna

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thimsrebma said:
Women Rules

1. Never be with a man who can't take care of you but always be able to take care of yourself.
2. Never leave home without a needle and thread, scissors, lint brush and measuring tape.
3. MOst importantly... The bigger the hair, the closer to Jesus.![/quote]

HAHAHA Amber! I think my family in Texas probably started #3! :)
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Jullianna

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#31
"There are very few things that can't be fixed with flowers or duct tape." ~ My Dad :)
 
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Arjuna

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#32
Don't envy what others may have. You don't know what they have to do or put up with to have it.
 
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psymon23

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Secrets are the truth they are the truth, I need that silver rule that silver rule.
 
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