Haven't Had A Date in 13 Years
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Okay, then, I'm going to do something I've never done before.
I know this isn't a date site, unless you include the ones that like to argue about the age of the earth, or when Jesus is returning, but here goes.....
I'd like to go on a date with you.
Anywhere you want to go,
anytime, no strings attached.
You believe in Jesus, ... I believe in Jesus.
You like to read the bible, ... I like to read the bible.
You seem to have a heart for strange animals, ...
I AM a strange animal.
There. Sounds perfect.
Sounds like fun.
What could possibly go wrong?
No pressure.
You have til midnight.
(I'm not withdrawing the offer,
That's just when I turn back into a pumpkin,
and I'll have a harder time reading your reply)
Seriously, if it's God's will, and barring a miracle
(which I'm still hoping and praying for)
I expect to be single for a while longer.
Bring your aardvark, he looks like fun.
Sincerely yours indeterminately, nuttles.
I know this isn't a date site, unless you include the ones that like to argue about the age of the earth, or when Jesus is returning, but here goes.....
I'd like to go on a date with you.
Anywhere you want to go,
anytime, no strings attached.
You believe in Jesus, ... I believe in Jesus.
You like to read the bible, ... I like to read the bible.
You seem to have a heart for strange animals, ...
I AM a strange animal.
There. Sounds perfect.
Sounds like fun.
What could possibly go wrong?
No pressure.
You have til midnight.
(I'm not withdrawing the offer,
That's just when I turn back into a pumpkin,
and I'll have a harder time reading your reply)
Seriously, if it's God's will, and barring a miracle
(which I'm still hoping and praying for)
I expect to be single for a while longer.
Bring your aardvark, he looks like fun.
Sincerely yours indeterminately, nuttles.
Plus I realized her above post could be mis-interpreted that she was 14, so I withdraw the offer for impropriety sake. Sorry.
I'd never find mississippi anyway, and I already have the delta blues.
I better leave the thread.
L
Okay, then, I'm going to do something I've never done before.
I know this isn't a date site, unless you include the ones that like to argue about the age of the earth, or when Jesus is returning, but here goes.....
I'd like to go on a date with you.
Anywhere you want to go,
anytime, no strings attached.
You believe in Jesus, ... I believe in Jesus.
You like to read the bible, ... I like to read the bible.
You seem to have a heart for strange animals, ...
I AM a strange animal.
There. Sounds perfect.
Sounds like fun.
What could possibly go wrong?
No pressure.
You have til midnight.
(I'm not withdrawing the offer,
That's just when I turn back into a pumpkin,
and I'll have a harder time reading your reply)
Seriously, if it's God's will, and barring a miracle
(which I'm still hoping and praying for)
I expect to be single for a while longer.
Bring your aardvark, he looks like fun.
Sincerely yours indeterminately, nuttles.
I know this isn't a date site, unless you include the ones that like to argue about the age of the earth, or when Jesus is returning, but here goes.....
I'd like to go on a date with you.
Anywhere you want to go,
anytime, no strings attached.
You believe in Jesus, ... I believe in Jesus.
You like to read the bible, ... I like to read the bible.
You seem to have a heart for strange animals, ...
I AM a strange animal.
There. Sounds perfect.
Sounds like fun.
What could possibly go wrong?
No pressure.
You have til midnight.
(I'm not withdrawing the offer,
That's just when I turn back into a pumpkin,
and I'll have a harder time reading your reply)
Seriously, if it's God's will, and barring a miracle
(which I'm still hoping and praying for)
I expect to be single for a while longer.
Bring your aardvark, he looks like fun.
Sincerely yours indeterminately, nuttles.
That's cute!!!
Okay, I hoped she knew I was only kidding around, but it seems not, since I've gotten no like or reply and I seem to have scared her off. (even with that guardian-aardvark she's holding)
Plus I realized her above post could be mis-interpreted that she was 14, so I withdraw the offer for impropriety sake. Sorry.
I'd never find mississippi anyway, and I already have the delta blues.
I better leave the thread.
Plus I realized her above post could be mis-interpreted that she was 14, so I withdraw the offer for impropriety sake. Sorry.
I'd never find mississippi anyway, and I already have the delta blues.
I better leave the thread.
C
Okay, then, I'm going to do something I've never done before.
I know this isn't a date site, unless you include the ones that like to argue about the age of the earth, or when Jesus is returning, but here goes.....
I'd like to go on a date with you.
Anywhere you want to go,
anytime, no strings attached.
You believe in Jesus, ... I believe in Jesus.
You like to read the bible, ... I like to read the bible.
You seem to have a heart for strange animals, ...
I AM a strange animal.
There. Sounds perfect.
Sounds like fun.
What could possibly go wrong?
No pressure.
You have til midnight.
(I'm not withdrawing the offer,
That's just when I turn back into a pumpkin,
and I'll have a harder time reading your reply)
Seriously, if it's God's will, and barring a miracle
(which I'm still hoping and praying for)
I expect to be single for a while longer.
Bring your aardvark, he looks like fun.
Sincerely yours indeterminately, nuttles.
I know this isn't a date site, unless you include the ones that like to argue about the age of the earth, or when Jesus is returning, but here goes.....
I'd like to go on a date with you.
Anywhere you want to go,
anytime, no strings attached.
You believe in Jesus, ... I believe in Jesus.
You like to read the bible, ... I like to read the bible.
You seem to have a heart for strange animals, ...
I AM a strange animal.
There. Sounds perfect.
Sounds like fun.
What could possibly go wrong?
No pressure.
You have til midnight.
(I'm not withdrawing the offer,
That's just when I turn back into a pumpkin,
and I'll have a harder time reading your reply)
Seriously, if it's God's will, and barring a miracle
(which I'm still hoping and praying for)
I expect to be single for a while longer.
Bring your aardvark, he looks like fun.
Sincerely yours indeterminately, nuttles.
Is it called an aardvark?
Aardvarken is a Dutch word.
Coleslaw also comes from Dutch: koolsla. It should be cabbage salad. This has absolutely nothing to do with the topic but I'm bored.
C
Okay, I hoped she knew I was only kidding around, but it seems not, since I've gotten no like or reply and I seem to have scared her off. (even with that guardian-aardvark she's holding)
Plus I realized her above post could be mis-interpreted that she was 14, so I withdraw the offer for impropriety sake. Sorry.
I'd never find mississippi anyway, and I already have the delta blues.
I better leave the thread.
Plus I realized her above post could be mis-interpreted that she was 14, so I withdraw the offer for impropriety sake. Sorry.
I'd never find mississippi anyway, and I already have the delta blues.
I better leave the thread.
I've never thought of it as "dating myself," but I do this. Basically, you have two choices if you are single--avoid doing things because you might have to do them alone, OR do them alone.
If I want to do something--go out to eat, see a film, take a vacation, etc.--and there's no one to do it with, I just do it alone. I've had lots of my married friends think that I'm super-brave and say, "I could never go to a movie by myself." (Seriously...a movie? You can't sit in the dark with people you don't know to watch a movie?) I think it's pragmatic, not brave. It doesn't take courage to sit in a restaurant and be served a meal by other people.
If I want to do something--go out to eat, see a film, take a vacation, etc.--and there's no one to do it with, I just do it alone. I've had lots of my married friends think that I'm super-brave and say, "I could never go to a movie by myself." (Seriously...a movie? You can't sit in the dark with people you don't know to watch a movie?) I think it's pragmatic, not brave. It doesn't take courage to sit in a restaurant and be served a meal by other people.