How HARD is it really to meet people???

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GreenNnice

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Well, let me count thy ways......

1. Church , specifically Sunday evening service (If your church ain't got one, go somewhere else. Liamson spoke of knowing everyone in your church circle so here's the time to know no one . Shoot, right off the bat you can talk about your sacrifice of missing your favorite Sun. night shows like Amazing Race and Secret Millionaire and for the issue-driven, 60 Minutes).

Ok, one way to meet your MATCH said, and, I will name one more b4 you all can have at it;)

2. Supermarket, specifically during a MAJOR sporting event. A perfect time to see girls guys moving cuz their guy friends are all sitting around watching the NBA Championship playoffs. Of course, for this here mentioned meeting method to work best....YOUR team must be playing in the championship. Why is that, green, you ask? Ahhh, yes....because, and, trust me on this, if your team is playing 75% of the guys will be watching, World Series, NBA , my two best times of year. Trust me, guys, girls RECOGNIZE you in the frozen foods aisle when they think you should be like their boyfriend is....watching the game.

Umm, did I just say 'former boyfriend.' ;)

So, let's go, name them off, one by one, name your many places that girls/guys can be.

And, yeah, y'all are welcome if you like my God advice, the Lord leads, DO REMEMBER: BEFORE YOU GO OUT ON A MAN OR WOMAN HUNT, PRAY TO GOD IT ALL GOES ACCORDING TO HIS PLAN FOR YOUR LIFE. THAT'S SOOOOOO IMPORTANT, MY BEST ADVICE RIGHT THERE-GO WITH GOD !

5 cents , please.
 
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NodMyHeadLikeYeah

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I dont know what men are talkin about they cant meet women..... Go stand in front of a womans bathroom, you know we go in there like every five minutes and in large groups!
 
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ChristianTeen

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LOL, me personally, I'd find it, uh, let's say 'interesting' to see a guy hanging around a woman's bathroom. :D :D

Guys just need to go to malls more. :D
 
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thimsrebma

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Where are the men hiding then? Cause women are everywhere. Should I crash others sports parties?
 
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NodMyHeadLikeYeah

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thimsrebma said:
Where are the men hiding then? Cause women are everywhere. Should I crash others sports parties?
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more than likely there all at home sitting in front of the t.v. watching sports center

I suggest going door to door
 
Hommer

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thimsrebma said:
Where are the men hiding then? Cause women are everywhere. Should I crash others sports parties?
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That was funny! Really all you ladies have to do is hang out at the chip isle in the supermarket............or go to any farm auction..........thats where us real men hang out
 
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thimsrebma

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Hommer said:
That was funny! Really all you ladies have to do is hang out at the chip isle in the supermarket............or go to any farm auction..........thats where us real men hang out
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Maybe I'll go to the local feed store. But thats kind of far from me. And then he'd ask what I was doing 40 mins away from home and I would have to tell the truth and say "trying to pick up a nice guy" but he would misunderstand and think I was loose, not hoping to find my God sent.
 
zeroturbulence

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NodMyHeadLikeYeah said:
I dont know what men are talkin about they cant meet women..... Go stand in front of a womans bathroom, you know we go in there like every five minutes and in large groups!
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Better yet, stand inside and see them instantly start a coversation with you.
 
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GreenNnice

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Go inside ladies restroom? Yeah, that's the ticket, lol Zero, and, include with that ticket a nice trip downtown :)

Hey, nods , good thing you didn't read my 'navy bean' humor in my 'color' thread. ;)

I think guys should stay clear of malls, that is putting us way out of our comfort zone. Oh wait, Sunday night church at an unknown church, showing up at a Safeway during Game 7 of the NBA finals. Yeah, sheesh, what was I thinking ;)
 
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Tegelik

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How hard is it to meet people?

It seems impossible to me.


I think I'll just go to a crowded street with a sign stating: "free boyfriend."
Some years later it will just be my skeleton with that sign.
 
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thimsrebma said:
Maybe I'll go to the local feed store. But thats kind of far from me. And then he'd ask what I was doing 40 mins away from home and I would have to tell the truth and say "trying to pick up a nice guy" but he would misunderstand and think I was loose, not hoping to find my God sent.
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Thimsrebma no you just tell him you are thinking about buying a few cows.........you would have him hook line and sinker
 
zeroturbulence

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Tegelik said:
How hard is it to meet people?

It seems impossible to me.


I think I'll just go to a crowded street with a sign stating: "free boyfriend."
Some years later it will just be my skeleton with that sign.
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LOL Thats the best reply ever! :D
 
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GreenNnice

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Sign on tweet?? Great! And while you're at it, try bringing another sign with 'God loves me...And you, and, and, you, and.....' :)
 
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GreenNnice

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Yes, buy a few cows ! Funny homer, but true too! Guys love girls for their humor b4 saying 'no, I'm really just looking for a country boy' Or, how serious are you, go to a cow auction and see what happens. Maybe even bid!
 
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thimsrebma

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GreenNnice said:
Yes, buy a few cows ! Funny homer, but true too! Guys love girls for their humor b4 saying 'no, I'm really just looking for a country boy' Or, how serious are you, go to a cow auction and see what happens. Maybe even bid!
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I think this may be good advice. I am gonna try it in the next week or so as I have located a feed store only about 15 miles from my home. I have the perfevt plan naow.

So gas prices are getting outrageous so maybe I should get a horse. So I need to go to the feed store to price the cost of taking care of a horse as compared to car maintenance.
 
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GreenNnice

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As Parker County Joe would say, msTremba, just sayin;)
 
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