I am looking for a wife

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jctraveler

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comenzardenuevo said:
hi I am new here and I am looking for a Sister to fall in love with Her in Jesus Christ a fear God woman knowlageble
in Gods word with strong biliving
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i certainly hope that the unnecessary lambasting you've received from some of the other members regarding this post doesn't chase you away. i too have had some very negative encounters on this site. the thing is, i get those same types of encounters on any other site and in person wherever i go. the fact is satan doesn't care where he does his damage, in fact, he works the hardest among God's children because that's where his harvest is. as far as the claim that this is not a dating site, well, there have been others who have found mates on this site just as they have on other sites and in other places within the Christian community at large. anywhere that Christians gather is the correct place to look and this is one of those places. good luck in your search. jb
 
surprisingrose

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Have you tried going into the chatrooms to try and get to know some of them?
 
Jilly81

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*tackles Rose so she can't suggest that* Hehe, jk :). Seriously, though, most women want to get to know men first, so like CatHerder said, start posting and we'll get to know you.

I know, the OP probably isn't going to see this, but I figured I'd throw that out there anyway. I didn't want anyone to think that my clicking of the like button meant that I want to chase people away even if they post that they want a spouse instead of getting to know us first, which frustrates me.
 
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Jilly81 said:
*tackles Rose so she can't suggest that* Hehe, jk :). Seriously, though, most women want to get to know men first, so like CatHerder said, start posting and we'll get to know you.

I know, the OP probably isn't going to see this, but I figured I'd throw that out there anyway. I didn't want anyone to think that my clicking of the like button meant that I want to chase people away even if they post that they want a spouse instead of getting to know us first, which frustrates me.
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Hmm...


So asking out women at random isn't a good idea?


No wonder I have such bad luck at the grocery store.
 
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Jilly81 said:
*tackles Rose so she can't suggest that* Hehe, jk :). Seriously, though, most women want to get to know men first, so like CatHerder said, start posting and we'll get to know you.

I know, the OP probably isn't going to see this, but I figured I'd throw that out there anyway. I didn't want anyone to think that my clicking of the like button meant that I want to chase people away even if they post that they want a spouse instead of getting to know us first, which frustrates me.
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Hello Jilly81, nice to meet you. Well . . . um . . . now that we got that out of the way, how fast can you arrange a wedding?
 
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Jilly81 said:
*tackles Rose so she can't suggest that* Hehe, jk :). Seriously, though, most women want to get to know men first, so like CatHerder said, start posting and we'll get to know you.

I know, the OP probably isn't going to see this, but I figured I'd throw that out there anyway. I didn't want anyone to think that my clicking of the like button meant that I want to chase people away even if they post that they want a spouse instead of getting to know us first, which frustrates me.
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Yeah - the OP probably hung up by the Julllianne biliving thing. That being said, I don't know if anybody else noticed the ...whatchacall...unconscious...I say.....subliminal message in this here post, but I have taken the liberty of uhhh emboldening the true meaning. I try to cut thru the fluff....
 
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There is something to be said about directness I suppose, but I am sure there must be a lot of Godly women in the country you are from?
 
Jilly81

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KJV15John11 said:
Hello Jilly81, nice to meet you. Well . . . um . . . now that we got that out of the way, how fast can you arrange a wedding?
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Well, see, that's a bit much right away; I'll send you a friend request to start out with. However, you'll have to fight ServantStrike and KenThomas over me, so good luck ;D.





Oops, my bad. It turns out we're already on each other's friend list. Um, here, I'll just go click the "like" button on some of your posts.
 
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Jilly81 said:
Well, see, that's a bit much right away; I'll send you a friend request to start out with. However, you'll have to fight ServantStrike and KenThomas over me, so good luck ;D.





Oops, my bad. It turns out we're already on each other's friend list. Um, here, I'll just go click the "like" button on some of your posts.
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That's it! My life is over! If I can't have you then I'm going to join the French Foreign Legion! (Does that even still exist?) I shall live the rest of my life writing poems about our love that never was, as I sit in foxholes picking dirt out of my skivvies. Don't blame yourself, it was I who burned too brightly and you were just too hot to handle, too cold to hold. We are the Ghostbusters and we're in control. Oops, got sidelined there for a minute.

Now I get it! kenthomas pulled you in with his Harlequin Romances avatar. Yeah! We noticed! You're not fooling anybody!

Do you really want to be with someone who builds up the romance over half of the book, gives you one magical, hot night, just to leave you hanging after page 140? Leaves you wanting until the next book comes out? And that pose may look sexy, but I challenge you to have him hold you that way for more than a minute. Both of your backs will be aching bad and neither one of you will be in the mood for romance then.

Oh, never mind. I see there is a new member looking for a spouse. Excuse me for a minute. I must get to her before she learns the truth about me. Ta ta.
 
Liamson

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I read the first post.

I wrote it off as "Just another"

Boy was I wrong about this thread.

As a footnote, I tend to like my wives smooth, beechwood aged, a little spicy but, not too hoppy, sweet, rich, or bitter.

I'm also out of bread too.
 
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You ever peek into a thread, have your eyes pop out and roll across the floor, and sloooowly back out trying to erase the painful memories of it?

....

Yah. Totally.
 
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KJV15John11 said:
That's it! My life is over! If I can't have you then I'm going to join the French Foreign Legion! (Does that even still exist?) I shall live the rest of my life writing poems about our love that never was, as I sit in foxholes picking dirt out of my skivvies. Don't blame yourself, it was I who burned too brightly and you were just too hot to handle, too cold to hold. We are the Ghostbusters and we're in control. Oops, got sidelined there for a minute.

Now I get it! kenthomas pulled you in with his Harlequin Romances avatar. Yeah! We noticed! You're not fooling anybody!

Do you really want to be with someone who builds up the romance over half of the book, gives you one magical, hot night, just to leave you hanging after page 140? Leaves you wanting until the next book comes out? And that pose may look sexy, but I challenge you to have him hold you that way for more than a minute. Both of your backs will be aching bad and neither one of you will be in the mood for romance then.

Oh, never mind. I see there is a new member looking for a spouse. Excuse me for a minute. I must get to her before she learns the truth about me. Ta ta.
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ohh waaa waaaaaa waaaa. Cryin like a lil bebe. Ole Jilly got u right in de mummy diddy button, didn she! Well COME HERE YOU AND GET IN MY BELLY!
 
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kenthomas27 said:
ohh waaa waaaaaa waaaa. Cryin like a lil bebe. Ole Jilly got u right in de mummy diddy button, didn she! Well COME HERE YOU AND GET IN MY BELLY!
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I bow before your greatness. How silly of me to think that she wouldn't want you the most. So much more of you to love.
 
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Hmm well.... I am looking for a husband.

CC 'blind wedding' anyone? *hears wedding bells*
Who wants to be a cc bridesmaid? Zao? Ugly? Huh huh

:p
 
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Jilly81 said:
Well, see, that's a bit much right away; I'll send you a friend request to start out with. However, you'll have to fight ServantStrike and KenThomas over me, so good luck ;D.


Oops, my bad. It turns out we're already on each other's friend list. Um, here, I'll just go click the "like" button on some of your posts.
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Wait, I'm in the running? I had no idea. Looks like my days in the bread isle may be coming to a close!


kenthomas27 said:
ohh waaa waaaaaa waaaa. Cryin like a lil bebe. Ole Jilly got u right in de mummy diddy button, didn she! Well COME HERE YOU AND GET IN MY BELLY!
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So, I guess we're supposed to have a duel now.

No hard feelings right?

arwen83 said:
Hmm well.... I am looking for a husband.

CC 'blind wedding' anyone? *hears wedding bells*
Who wants to be a cc bridesmaid? Zao? Ugly? Huh huh

:p
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Ooh. Like a shotgun wedding without the unwanted pregnancy!

How romantic!!
 
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