Hi Chrissy. I am from some remote place in the world that you have never heard of before. I am most interested in pulling out my hair and would love to see where things can go from there.
First, please give me all of your bank account numbers and personal information to show me that you trust me.
I am too good to be true and couldn't possibly measure up to everything that I claim. If there is anything you want to know about me, just ask and I will tell you after I have figured out what you like the best.
I also recently received a big inheritance, and for reasons that don't make any sense at all, I need to give it all to you.
So please contact me as soon as possible and don't let this opportunity pass you by.
Oh, I almost forgot to add all the mushy gushy stuff that I like about you that could apply to anyone because after all, I don't know a thing about you.
Sincerely Yours Only (until I send this message to someone else)
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