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christiancollegegirl

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Lemme guess, you still laugh at fart jokes too?
 
rachelsedge

rachelsedge

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*Quietly opens door to thread and peeks head in*
*Slowly closes the door and backs away*

:p
 
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SeatBelt

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christiancollegegirl said:
Lemme guess, you still laugh at fart jokes too?
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All I'm saying is I will never forget the Thanksgiving that after we had all caught our breath from laughing too much the conversation turned to, "Who is going to tell Grandpa that just because HE didn't hear it doesn't mean that we didn't and that anytime he finds himself feeling a little better he should say Excuse me just in case!" Conveniently, since he was fairly hard of hearing at age 94, we could have that conversation at the table without him noticing. :eek:
 
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Chrissy77

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I never get those messages from people who are new or I haven't talked to before unless I am in chat. Now all of a sudden I have had three men whom are all pretty new send me messages. I couldn't figure out why all of a sudden this would happen.

I was trying to figure out which thread to post this in and then it hit me! It happened because of this thread! All of those people are responding to my personal ad that I placed in this thread as a joke. Not one of them must actually be reading this thread or they would realize it was just a joke. Sighhhhhhhhhhh.. The only annoying part is one of the guys was married according to their profile. Why would you message me and tell me you want to get to know me if you are MARRIED????????

Rant over

My next thread or post I am going to say I am in a relationship.
 
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SeatBelt

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I am in a Very committed relationship!


...with this here carton of ice cream.
 
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SeatBelt

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Sadly, I don't think it will last.
 
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Jullianna

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*perk* ice cream?????????????????!!!!:eek:
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Apparently I ,nor my rocket ship outer space wedding idea to Chrissy enough for her to stop throwing herself at every CC member who bats an eyelash at her. LOL That's fine...I was even willing to overlook the fact you have kids. LOL Find yer'self another astronaut baby...I am outtie! (pssssssssssssssssssssssst...Seatbelt,pass me that Ben & Jerry's dude...Cherry Garcia,come to me,my only friend *sobs*)
 
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SeatBelt

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Jullianna, iTOREtheSKY... you are amongst those for whom I will share.
Gotta warn you, I've been eating straight from the carton.


errr... does this mean that my ice cream and I are now in an "open relationship"
Hmmm... why is this not the awkward moment's post.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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SeatBelt said:
Jullianna, iTOREtheSKY... you are amongst those for whom I will share.
Gotta warn you, I've been eating straight from the carton.


errr... does this mean that my ice cream and I are now in an "open relationship"
Hmmm... why is this not the awkward moment's post.
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LMROOOOO dude I am secure enough in my manhood to share a carton or even a spoon with you. I've had all my shots..I am so clean you could boil me in a pot of cabbage! lol
 
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MissCris

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...boil you in a who what now? What language are you speaking (today)?

:p
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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oh crazy married woman....you shall never understand the bond between 2 men & an ice cream carton.LOL
 
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MissCris

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I...um...

Oh, look! A nice quiet corner where men aren't sharing ice cream...*shuffles sideways out of the thread*
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...OH LORDY. TOO FUNNY.
 
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violakat

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MissCris said:
You have just described...ME.

Can't cook.
Snore loud enough I wake myself up sometimes.
If I don't have excessive amounts of the blanket, I do the tuck and roll trick so my husband can't steal them back.

...suddenly not real sure why he married me...
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He thinks your cute. That's why
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Why am I suddenly hearing a Martina McBride song. AHHHHHH
 
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Chrissy77

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iTOREtheSKY said:
Apparently I ,nor my rocket ship outer space wedding idea to Chrissy enough for her to stop throwing herself at every CC member who bats an eyelash at her. LOL That's fine...I was even willing to overlook the fact you have kids. LOL Find yer'self another astronaut baby...I am outtie! (pssssssssssssssssssssssst...Seatbelt,pass me that Ben & Jerry's dude...Cherry Garcia,come to me,my only friend *sobs*)
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Dude, you lost out the moment you typed those words. My children aren't something "to be overlooked".
Any man who has the privilege of being around my children should count their blessings.

Oh, and I haven't ever thrown myself at any man nor will I. If only men were so lucky.:rolleyes:
 
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Chrissy77

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I am no longer available. Thank you for stopping by.
 
Markum1972

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Chr said:
Bye guys it was nice meeting all of you.Im dying not killing myself,I did not say that before.I struggled with that did not know what to say,Im a young man its hard to deal with it sometimes,God bless you all Im done here.I have to spend more time with my family and friends.All of you where awesome!! I mean it thank you CC thank you all we had fun,you guys are wonderful people.Im looking forward for be with Jesus.Im sorry if I offended any of you.I will pray for you all.You guys made me happy thank you.Chrissy your a special wonderful woman, thank you for being so kind.I love your sense of humor,I don't know what to do? Sorry.Thanks all I think your all great :)
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Umm... did anyone else notice this message? His punctuation was not really good so it was hard to understand. This was his last message posted and he hasn't been back since. Let me see if I can get the punctuation right...

Chr said:
Bye guys. It was nice meeting all of you. I'm dying; not killing myself. I did not say that before. I struggled with that; did not know what to say. I'm a young man. Its hard to deal with it sometimes. God bless you all. I'm done here. I have to spend more time with my family and friends. All of you where awesome! I mean it. Thank you CC. Thank you all. We had fun. You guys are wonderful people. I'm looking forward for be with Jesus. I'm sorry if I offended any of you. I will pray for you all. You guys made me happy. Thank you. Chrissy, your a special wonderful woman. Thank you for being so kind. I love your sense of humor. I don't know what to do? Sorry. Thanks all. I think your all great. :)
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I hope that is a little clearer. Did anyone know this person real well?
 
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violakat

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Markum1972 said:
Umm... did anyone else notice this message? His punctuation was not really good so it was hard to understand. This was his last message posted and he hasn't been back since. Let me see if I can get the punctuation right...



I hope that is a little clearer. Did anyone know this person real well?
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Now that that was punctuated, it comes off differently. Wow, didn't know that. No, I don't know him very well. He's only been on here for a little bit.
 
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