Here's a fail I just did 5 minutes ago.
My phone, despite being a smart phone and only having had it since January, is rather glitchy and can lag at times. I thought I had touched my sister's text thread, but instead, I guess I hit the thread below it and didn't realize it until after I sent it.
The text? "Hannah. I can sound like a turkey."
Who it went to? ....my crush.