Jingle all the way

[Jullianna]

We have some creative folks in these threads. If you had to write a commercial jingle about you, what would it be? Feel free to modify the wording of one we probably already know.

AND Liamson and Gabe CAN'T use the most interesting man in the world commercial. It has no jingle. But...maybe some folks are too cool to jingle...

Anyway...let's hear it.

 

[zeroturbulence]

Real Men of Genius (Bud Light)

watch, its funny!...

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZvOqYVs2ao[/video]

 

[Boanerges]

<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JQZPz0a8whA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

 

[Boanerges]

Our rockstar stars aren't like your rock stars.

 

[Jullianna]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT was awesome, Boanerges!!!!

 

[NukePooch]

YouTube - &#x202a;JG Wentworth Opera&#x202c;&rlm;


I have a big wish list and I need cash now
Call Nuke-y-Pooch
877 CASH COW


I make less than I need and I need cash now
Call Nuke-y-Pooch
877 CASH COW


I need a harmonica and some new shoes too
Gold jewels not pearls is what I'll get for you
The womens need to be happy so I need cash now
Call Nuke-y-Pooch
877 CASH COW
877 CASH COW
877 CASH COW
877 CASH COW
Call Nuke-y-Pooch
877 CASH COW
CALL NOW!

 

[Jullianna]

I couldn't decide which I liked best

1. YouTube - &#x202a;Funny Commercial - Woman Parking&#x202c;&rlm;

or

2. YouTube - &#x202a;who says women cant park&#x202c;&rlm;

 

[NukePooch]

I couldn't decide which I liked best

1. YouTube - &#x202a;Funny Commercial - Woman Parking&#x202c;&rlm;

or

2. YouTube - &#x202a;who says women cant park&#x202c;&rlm;

FAAAKE! There is NO WAY that a woman can drive properly wearing those shoes.

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Woah!!

I have to say the British one was funnier.

 

[Boanerges]

The reason why you can't download movies:

Piracy Ad

 

[Jullianna]

FAAAKE! There is NO WAY that a woman can drive properly wearing those shoes.

It's TOTALLY about the shoes. The source of mad driving skills.

 

[1still_waters]

I'z a broken crazy guy
Who's head is in the sky
not afraid fo fly
if you iz cute i' shall say hi
i can use wifi
sometimes i'm a wise guy
but sometimes i can't rhyme...........





date me some time?

 

[1still_waters]

It's TOTALLY about the shoes. The source of mad driving skills.

I found your driving shoes. Velcro I see.

 

[NukePooch]

It's TOTALLY about the shoes. The source of mad driving skills.

I can see that...but they're still the wrong shoes. If a woman got out of this car and was wearing these shoes, I'd be hers forever.

 

[Jullianna]

I found your driving shoes. Velcro I see.

those are hot

 

[Jullianna]

no no no no no no!

these are the perfect shoes...best of both worlds

 

[Jullianna]

I'z a broken crazy guy
Who's head is in the sky
not afraid fo fly
if you iz cute i' shall say hi
i can use wifi
sometimes i'm a wise guy
but sometimes i can't rhyme...........





date me some time?

if that don't get ya twitterpated, nuffin will

(can we see the rap video?)

 

[1still_waters]

if that don't get ya twitterpated, nuffin will

(can we see the rap video?)

lol..hmmmmm.....*ponders*

I'll need some glitter shiny parachute pants, a baggy neon shirt, wide golden rimmed glasses, and 2 legit 2 quit carved in my hair.

 

[Boanerges]

 

[NukePooch]

no no no no no no!

these are the perfect shoes...best of both worlds

I'll see your tennis-shoe stillettos and I'll raise you some NASCAR heels. Nothing says 'classy lady' like shoes with a pink plastic wheel stuck to the toes.