Keeping a straight face.

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kinda

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So, the purpose of this thread is to have a conversation, that is completely random, hilarious, but at the same time, you are not allowed to laugh, or smile.

I just like silly threads and like to laugh, so let good times roll, or something. :) (Remember no smiling or laughing).


So, I was talking to this lady on the ski lift, and my nose was running with snot, and I kept on sniffing it back up. She didn't say anything about the goo coming out of my nose, but it must of been gross. It must be a sign that I should stay single. Thoughts?



 
Pipp

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Oh...no threat of laughing with that pic above.... however I might just toss my cookies
 
kinda

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Pipp said:
Oh...no threat of laughing with that pic above.... however I might just toss my cookies
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You are telling me that, you have cookies, and you don't feel like laughing, or smiling?!?!

They must not be girl scout cookies!!!
 
Lanolin

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Thoughts

being single is not directly related to how much snot runs out of your nose.
 
Lanolin

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Random

People with pointy noses should wear the pointy face masks not the flat ones, they can also double as snot collectors.
 
Lynx

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Son, my face ain't NEVER been straight. :p

kinda said:
You are telling me that, you have cookies, and you don't feel like laughing, or smiling?!?!

They must not be girl scout cookies!!!
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With the price of girl scout cookies these days, no thank you. I'll get the same cookies in a different package at Aldi for a dollar or two.
 
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It's hard to keep a straight face when someone says something, and what you thought you heard is funnier than what they actually said.
 
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Lanolin said:
Thoughts

being single is not directly related to how much snot runs out of your nose.
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I'm not gonna say, I laughed at this, because that is against the rules of the thread.


You may be right Lanolin, but it could be stage 2 of what I like to call a relationship allergy, or also known as,
Verhältnis Allergie. It can be fatal if isn't treated right away. O.k., maybe it's not fatal, but it's something that a doctor should keep an eye on.



Lanolin said:
Random

People with pointy noses should wear the pointy face masks not the flat ones, they can also double as snot collectors.
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Why would you bring up a topic such as snot collectors?!?! Isn't there something better to talk about?

Have you heard of Verhältnis Allergie?
 
kinda

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Lynx said:
Son, my face ain't NEVER been straight. :p


With the price of girl scout cookies these days, no thank you. I'll get the same cookies in a different package at Aldi for a dollar or two.
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This post is a direct violation of the thread rules. Punishment is either a lap around the track, or no sweets for a week. You can get out of punishment, if you get three likes on your post. I already gave you one. Ask help from friends, or it's time to run a lap.

Aldi's? Do they sell Kleenex there?
 
Lynx

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kinda said:
This post is a direct violation of the thread rules. Punishment is either a lap around the track, or no sweets for a week. You can get out of punishment, if you get three likes on your post. I already gave you one. Ask help from friends, or it's time to run a lap.
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Meaningless. The law may be on the books, but it would take all your resources to enforce it.
 
kinda

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Lynx said:
Meaningless. The law may be on the books, but it would take all your resources to enforce it.
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I'm sure you have really good track shoes. A lap would probably be good for you.

Nutrition
Exercise
Water

Sunshine
Temperament
Air
Rest
Trust in God

Alright, I will do the lap for you, don't say I never did anything for you Lynx!
 
Lanolin

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kinda said:
I'm not gonna say, I laughed at this, because that is against the rules of the thread.


You may be right Lanolin, but it could be stage 2 of what I like to call a relationship allergy, or also known as,
Verhältnis Allergie. It can be fatal if isn't treated right away. O.k., maybe it's not fatal, but it's something that a doctor should keep an eye on.






Why would you bring up a topic such as snot collectors?!?! Isn't there something better to talk about?

Have you heard of Verhältnis Allergie?
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I have no idea, where do you hear about such things?
In my culture, instead of locking lips, people bump noses. Its because they make a squeaky noise when pressed.
 
kinda

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Lanolin said:
I have no idea, where do you hear about such things?
In my culture, instead of locking lips, people bump noses. Its because they make a squeaky noise when pressed.
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That's pretty cool.

Do people where nose guards? Bumping noses sounds painful depending on the speed.

Are certain noses better for nose bumping, or any nose will do?
 
Lanolin

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Flat noses are better

pointy noses might be a bit troublesome, but, kiwis actually have pointy noses as they like sticking their beaks in everywhere, so I dont really know how they manage to do it.
 
Lynx

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If we're stuck on noses...

I hear Moses had a nose as big as most noses.
 
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kinda said:
So, the purpose of this thread is to have a conversation, that is completely random, hilarious, but at the same time, you are not allowed to laugh, or smile.

I just like silly threads and like to laugh, so let good times roll, or something. :) (Remember no smiling or laughing).


So, I was talking to this lady on the ski lift, and my nose was running with snot, and I kept on sniffing it back up. She didn't say anything about the goo coming out of my nose, but it must of been gross. It must be a sign that I should stay single. Thoughts?



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No. It's a sign that you need to BLOW YOUR NOSE!!!

:D
 
kinda

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Gojira said:
No. It's a sign that you need to BLOW YOUR NOSE!!!

:D
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Once again, no laughing, or smiling in the thread. Lap around the track, no sweets for a week, or you need three likes on your post. If your anything like Lynx and think the rules are meaningless, I already did a bunch of extra laps around the track for future violators.

I think your missing how serious relationship allergies are. You can't ignore the symptoms, if you do it can turn into something very serious. So, serious it can cause a life time of agony, and even other horrible side effects, which are to horrid to even mention. It's best to keep track of your allergies and not set them a side like cookie crumbs on the bottom of a cookie jar.

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Gojira

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kinda said:
Once again, no laughing, or smiling in the thread. Lap around the track, no sweets for a week, or you need three likes on your post. If your anything like Lynx and think the rules are meaningless, I already did a bunch of extra laps around the track for future violators.

I think your missing how serious relationship allergies are. You can't ignore the symptoms, if you do it can turn into something very serious. So, serious it can cause a life time of agony, and even other horrible side effects, which are to horrid to even mention. It's best to keep track of your allergies and not set them a side like cookie crumbs on the bottom of a cookie jar.

This message is brought to you by Girl Scout Cookies and Weight Watchers.


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Oh p-tooey.
 
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