Pick Up Lines. The Really Good Ones...

[Knightjester]

That halo, matches perfectly with your eyes

*Ok, I'll stop now, *

 

[Abing]

LOOOOL.. good ones KJ hahaha.

did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

 

[Abing]

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.

Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend. LOL

 

[Abing]

you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

 

[phaegmoristic]

lol I like those everyones is funny!

 

[Abing]

... this is a good one.. LOL'

Hi , my name is Will... God's Will.

 

[diamand]

This is a nice one...

When I saw you, I knew the true meaning of "rejoice and be glad".

 

[Fastfreddy14]

well heres what you do guyz my friends
run really fast and it has to be a slippery floor or it will not work
Run as F-A-S-T A-S Y-0-U C-A-N
then S-L-I-D-E O-N Y-O-U-R K-N-E-E-S :!






































































































































































































































































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WILL YOU PUMP MY HEART WITH LOVE

 

[mguitar010]

1.Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do"

2.What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?

3.Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David (read Song of Solomon)?

4.When I saw you, I knew the true meaning of "rejoice and be glad."


Sadly ive never had these said to me! but im sure someday God will bring that crazy one to actually use one of these on me! haha
ill be like awwwwh i knew God had it coming!

 

[Abing]

LOL fastfreddy HAHAHAHHAHAHA that cracked me up

 

[Emell]

Is your name Grace? Because you're irresistible :O)

 

[gratia]

Is your name Grace? Because you're irresistible :O)

Hey Emell, my name actually means grace. hahha

 

[4given30]

hey.. i would work 7 years for your sister.. but i would work 7 more years for you.

 

[Topher]

Sorry guys, I'm calling it here.

hey.. i would work 7 years for your sister.. but i would work 7 more years for you.

WIN!

 

[greatkraw]

You look like a million dollars.............


..............all green and wrinkled

 

[Liam]

Pick up lines are worth a laugh but do they ever actually work?

 

[paulou]

are you okay? did it hurt when you fell down to earth from heaven? because your truly an angel.

 

[Jordan9]

Pick up lines are worth a laugh but do they ever actually work?

If she's got a sense of humor, there's potential! Lol but I doubt it.

 

[ChristopherMichael]

"Did someone multiply by i or something, because you are un-REAL!"

- Topher

 

[Liam]

Or my personal favorite.....

-vomits spiders-