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J
*sigh*..okay..I'll start 
Top 2 I've done:
1. A very pretty 6 foot...ummm...let's just call it a "potted plant"...was removed from a property along with others from a drug raid. It seemed too pretty to destroy right then, so, since it was just a couple of weeks before Christmas, we put lights on it and set it outside of the Sheriff's office for his enjoyment. Being the observant, experienced law enforcement officer he was, he didn't notice WHAT it was for three days. On the third day, his secretary said that he stopped, looked at it, and asked her if it was what he thought it was. She simply smiled and nodded, at which point he smiled and said, "Okay...but don't let those lgihts get too hot." We destroyed it after Christmas.
2. I cut the leg off of an old pair of jeans, stuffed it with towels, sewed the top shut, sewed a sneaker to the bottom of it with fishing line, squirted red food coloring on part of it, and hung it out of the rear passenger's side door of a friend's car.
Best prank pulled on me:
I was to catch a plane for Texas to see my family right after I got off of my midnight shift a few years ago, so I'd packed everything and put the suitcases in the trunk of my car. While I was filling out a report, a couple of fellow officers I'd pulled pranks on before came in and said they needed my keys because they needed to move my car. I was concentrating on my work and really didn't think much about it until I walked outside and saw a long string of certain items of my clothing flying from the flagpole in front of the building.
Top 2 I've done:
1. A very pretty 6 foot...ummm...let's just call it a "potted plant"...was removed from a property along with others from a drug raid. It seemed too pretty to destroy right then, so, since it was just a couple of weeks before Christmas, we put lights on it and set it outside of the Sheriff's office for his enjoyment. Being the observant, experienced law enforcement officer he was, he didn't notice WHAT it was for three days. On the third day, his secretary said that he stopped, looked at it, and asked her if it was what he thought it was. She simply smiled and nodded, at which point he smiled and said, "Okay...but don't let those lgihts get too hot." We destroyed it after Christmas.
2. I cut the leg off of an old pair of jeans, stuffed it with towels, sewed the top shut, sewed a sneaker to the bottom of it with fishing line, squirted red food coloring on part of it, and hung it out of the rear passenger's side door of a friend's car.
Best prank pulled on me:
I was to catch a plane for Texas to see my family right after I got off of my midnight shift a few years ago, so I'd packed everything and put the suitcases in the trunk of my car. While I was filling out a report, a couple of fellow officers I'd pulled pranks on before came in and said they needed my keys because they needed to move my car. I was concentrating on my work and really didn't think much about it until I walked outside and saw a long string of certain items of my clothing flying from the flagpole in front of the building.
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We were taking one of those required tests from the state and when we were finished. I went to the restroom. When I came back I kneeled to sit down and one of my friends pulled the seat from behind...it literally felt like a rip through the pace time continuum. They made fun of the rest of the day. It was funny I guess.
That joke seriously isn’t funny…if that happened to me it will never pass without a dreadful revenge!
Something I thought that’s funny when someone threw a joke and I’ll pretend it’s not funny and say… are you trying to joke? Oh I’m so sorry you should have told me it’s a joke so I laughed! Seeing their faces put out…that’s the time I laughed out loud.
This isn’t a joke but I thought this is also funny …
I already resigned from this job , back then we were having problem with our system and the calls that are coming in got disconnected, or if not the customers just stay on the line but can’t hear anything from their end. One of the sup shouted not to release the calls and come to her right away so she can report it. I got mine, so I run to her and say Ms. I got a disconnected call. She screamed and shouted at me saying… DIDN’T I TELL YOU NOT TO RELEASE THE CALL? ARE YOU NOT LISTENING?!
I was shocked and slowly I say I… did not…disconnect the call, maam. She looked at me for a sec, looked on her desk and say I’m sorry…I’m sorry…I’m sorry…
I was left telling myself…that’s weird...was she okay?
J
Simple fun: Walk by a guy like you're in a hurry, hand him an eyelash curler, ask him to hold it for you and tell him you'll be right back. From some discreet place, watch him try and figure it out for a few minutes, then go back and get it in a rush, say "thanks!" and go on about your business.
Most will never ask what it is. If you're bored, it can be very entertaining.
Most will never ask what it is. If you're bored, it can be very entertaining.
K
Thanks for the smiles Julianna - we all need more of that!!
I was on a children's ministry camp & one of the leaders decided to play a prank on another leader. She got a whole lot of cell phones & set the alarms to go off at about 2 hr intervals during the night. She then hid them all over the other leader's room. He was woken up every 2 hours through out the night & had to search all over to find where the alarm was coming from!!
I was on a children's ministry camp & one of the leaders decided to play a prank on another leader. She got a whole lot of cell phones & set the alarms to go off at about 2 hr intervals during the night. She then hid them all over the other leader's room. He was woken up every 2 hours through out the night & had to search all over to find where the alarm was coming from!!
N
My first job was working at a quick lube. The other guys were always playing practical jokes. The best one they got me with was when I was in the bathroom, they tied a cord around the door handle so the door wouldn't swing in, and I was stuck. However, being an inswing door, I popped the hinge pins out, left the door against the wall, and went back to work like nothing happened. The boss came out a few minutes later and screamed at the guys for 'breaking the bathroom door'. Boss didn't even mention me. I'm an angel.
Guys in the parking lot of the local corner store would always have car stereo wars. They had high dollar equipment in beautiful high dollar cars. Imagine their shock when one day someone who shall remain a pooch pulls up in his mom's ugly Plymouth Horizon hatchback with the backend loaded with PA speakers that were recently liberated from the high school...it was the first time the cops were called due to the noise and the last time they let the car stereo wars occur on the premises. One bad apple loudly ruined the fun for everyone. I'm glad it wasn't me.
I knew a couple of red-haired (redheads are always the worst...or the best depending on where you're standing) twin guys in high school. They would pull up to you in their car in the parking lot and chat about teachers/gossip/rumors/etc. All the while, they'd turned on the windshield squirter which was aimed at the crotch of anyone who bent over to chat with the twins. They were the most devious of anyone I'd ever met...in-class soccer with the head of a freeze-dried cat found in the biology storage room, for instance. I never helped them out in any way whatsoever. I certainly didn't ignore the 'goal' and aim my kick to send the cat's head right into the midst of the group of cheerleaders in class. I'd never do that. I'm an angel.
Guys in the parking lot of the local corner store would always have car stereo wars. They had high dollar equipment in beautiful high dollar cars. Imagine their shock when one day someone who shall remain a pooch pulls up in his mom's ugly Plymouth Horizon hatchback with the backend loaded with PA speakers that were recently liberated from the high school...it was the first time the cops were called due to the noise and the last time they let the car stereo wars occur on the premises. One bad apple loudly ruined the fun for everyone. I'm glad it wasn't me.
I knew a couple of red-haired (redheads are always the worst...or the best depending on where you're standing) twin guys in high school. They would pull up to you in their car in the parking lot and chat about teachers/gossip/rumors/etc. All the while, they'd turned on the windshield squirter which was aimed at the crotch of anyone who bent over to chat with the twins. They were the most devious of anyone I'd ever met...in-class soccer with the head of a freeze-dried cat found in the biology storage room, for instance. I never helped them out in any way whatsoever. I certainly didn't ignore the 'goal' and aim my kick to send the cat's head right into the midst of the group of cheerleaders in class. I'd never do that. I'm an angel.
N
Simple fun: Walk by a guy like you're in a hurry, hand him an eyelash curler, ask him to hold it for you and tell him you'll be right back. From some discreet place, watch him try and figure it out for a few minutes, then go back and get it in a rush, say "thanks!" and go on about your business.
Most will never ask what it is. If you're bored, it can be very entertaining.
Most will never ask what it is. If you're bored, it can be very entertaining.
One time during a cell meeting, someone took my wolverine figurine from my bag and hung him by the neck and tied him to the ceiling fan. When i realized i wasnt tall enough to reach, by the time everyone was done with tea they all flocked out of the kitchen to laugh and mock me as i was trying to jump up and climb to his rescue.
*sigh*..okay..I'll start
Top 2 I've done:
1. A very pretty 6 foot...ummm...let's just call it a "potted plant"...was removed from a property along with others from a drug raid. It seemed too pretty to destroy right then, so, since it was just a couple of weeks before Christmas, we put lights on it and set it outside of the Sheriff's office for his enjoyment. Being the observant, experienced law enforcement officer he was, he didn't notice WHAT it was for three days. On the third day, his secretary said that he stopped, looked at it, and asked her if it was what he thought it was. She simply smiled and nodded, at which point he smiled and said, "Okay...but don't let those lgihts get too hot." We destroyed it after Christmas.
2. I cut the leg off of an old pair of jeans, stuffed it with towels, sewed the top shut, sewed a sneaker to the bottom of it with fishing line, squirted red food coloring on part of it, and hung it out of the rear passenger's side door of a friend's car.
Best prank pulled on me:
I was to catch a plane for Texas to see my family right after I got off of my midnight shift a few years ago, so I'd packed everything and put the suitcases in the trunk of my car. While I was filling out a report, a couple of fellow officers I'd pulled pranks on before came in and said they needed my keys because they needed to move my car. I was concentrating on my work and really didn't think much about it until I walked outside and saw a long string of certain items of my clothing flying from the flagpole in front of the building.
Top 2 I've done:
1. A very pretty 6 foot...ummm...let's just call it a "potted plant"...was removed from a property along with others from a drug raid. It seemed too pretty to destroy right then, so, since it was just a couple of weeks before Christmas, we put lights on it and set it outside of the Sheriff's office for his enjoyment. Being the observant, experienced law enforcement officer he was, he didn't notice WHAT it was for three days. On the third day, his secretary said that he stopped, looked at it, and asked her if it was what he thought it was. She simply smiled and nodded, at which point he smiled and said, "Okay...but don't let those lgihts get too hot." We destroyed it after Christmas.
2. I cut the leg off of an old pair of jeans, stuffed it with towels, sewed the top shut, sewed a sneaker to the bottom of it with fishing line, squirted red food coloring on part of it, and hung it out of the rear passenger's side door of a friend's car.
Best prank pulled on me:
I was to catch a plane for Texas to see my family right after I got off of my midnight shift a few years ago, so I'd packed everything and put the suitcases in the trunk of my car. While I was filling out a report, a couple of fellow officers I'd pulled pranks on before came in and said they needed my keys because they needed to move my car. I was concentrating on my work and really didn't think much about it until I walked outside and saw a long string of certain items of my clothing flying from the flagpole in front of the building.
And I grew up with two sisters so I know what an eyelash curler is
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