Put out and Ad

[KJV15John11]

It occurred to me that it would be so refreshing and even more accurate if we could get our family and friends to describe us on these dating sites. Yes, how someone describes themselves gives one an insight into that person and how they think. Whenever I read a woman's profile, it never told me that she would be perfect for me, instead, it would determine if she would be eliminated from future consideration. It's not because she had something wrong with her or said something that I couldn't accept, but presented a desire that I knew that I could not fill.

For me, the best way to truly get to know someone is just to communicate with them in any way possible; IMs, emails, texts, calls, etc. You get to know them in every aspect of their lives, sharing day to day experiences, and sharing our pasts and feelings as opportunities arise. How your conversations go over the multiple methods available is a very good indication on how they will be in person.

 

[Descyple]

If I were to put out an ad letting women know I'm available (which totally sounds like something I would do), this is how my ad would go:


This Just In: Single male who just came out of a relationship a few hours ago (and now feels ready to get back into the dating game) seeks single female who has nothing better to do. I would prefer the woman's name to be "Charity" because I need a lot of it when seeking a relationship with another person.

If any of this sounds like you, then why not give me a call at my parents house, or contact me on my profile at geek-harmony!!!

Limited Time Offer (my time - like my interest in you - will expire soon, so act now!!!).

 

[Jullianna]

Hmmmm...okay. I'll play.



Single, Christian/soft-spoken/athletically feminine/musical/mercurial/INFJ/OCD Ginger

Likes: Gummy bears, Peyton Manning, Joey Votto, Kukris, Music, Literature, Politics, History, Art, Running, Water sports, Cycling, Ballet, Road trips and The Blacklist.

Dislikes: Whining, gossip, small talk, crowds, personal ads/dating sites, dating strangers, bullies, bad manners

Special skills: Guitar/piano/drums, tracking, hazardous materials and firearms

 

[BananaPie]

...Limited Time Offer.

You forgot...

"No purchase necessary. Dry clean only. Not recommended for children. Must be over 21. Licensed for home use only. Do not apply to skin. Avoid contact with eyes and avoid inhaling. If condition persists, call your physician. Penalties apply for early withdrawal. Batteries not included. Use only as directed."

 

[Ugly]

It occurred to me that it would be so refreshing and even more accurate if we could get our family and friends to describe us on these dating sites.

Well, if people on this site made my ad for me... i'd be single forever haha.

 

[Cee]

I got this:

Recovering Vegetarian: Big eyes, slightly twitchy, big blue fuzzy looking fur, gotta huge mouth, loves cookies, but can't seem to keep them in my mouth when I throw them in, I like to say nom, nom nom.

P.S. I'm kinda famous, kids love me, and I'm on TV quite often.

P.P.S. I also come in green fur, if you're not partial to blue.

 

[TJ91]

Mine would say, Male 22, searching for God.

 

[Arlene89]

Hi, my name is Arlene!

I have all my teeth...

...

.....

 

[Serial]

''All your bass are belong to us.''

 

[Richie_2uk]

''All your bass are belong to us.''

Yeh very annoying Speech synthesizer quotes, hehe got all them on my Fruityloops software. including " all your bass are belong to us " lol

 

[secularhermit]

Mine:
Single, Christian lady, age 53, 5' 1", May the best man win <3. Sincerely, Rose

This would be enough for me to bet in that lottery...

Ha! Ha!

 

[Ugly]

''All your bass are belong to us.''

What about the trout? Salmon? Tuna? Why only bass?

 

[rachelsedge]

Well, if people on this site made my ad for me... i'd be single forever haha.

"Angry snowman with snazzy top hat seeking that special snowflake. Must have a body temperature less than 32F. Must enjoy carrots and be okay with twiggy arms."

 

[lav]

missed connections

you saw me diving through the bins at goodwill at record pace,
i generally spend three hours at a time.
excellent bargain shopper.

you were wearing old converse
and weren't trying too hard to fit in,
but at the same time you weren't trying to hard 'not to fit in, to fit in' ( if you know what i'm saying )
non-hipster
child of the 90's
born in the 80's
brown hair
brown eyes
calm and unassuming

me, i like to think i'm

loyal, heart of gold..
never exactly the same/mutable
funny
difficult to figure out
charismatic at times
quiet at others
social and extroverted, on rare occasions
basically introverted and shy until you get to know me
then, be prepared to laugh.

you would rather go to a bonfire than a bar/party.
you have matured past the age of overindulgence in alcohol or any use of recreational drugs

you'd play frisbee golf with me, hike or go surfing.
maybe even tennis.
love the beach as much as i do.

you understand where i'm at and will be extremely patient ( and willing to wait and go at a snail's pace for an extended amount of time, however long it takes... you don't give up )

we're both

afraid of commitment
curious about it at the same time ( and won't be total jerks to one another. there is mutual respect and consideration )
friends first

you want to hold my hand and make me feel like i'm the most amazing woman you've ever met, no matter where we are or who we're around. you treat me just as well in front of your friends and family, as you do when we're together alone ( with God ) or i'm not there.

love Jesus first before the world
heal my heart

call me

 

[lav]

haha, not for real...
but it would kinda go like this

 

[lav]

oh, and please be mostly a homebody, and love to do yard work and gardening with me.

and let me have my independent times and space and time apart... i need this, i'm very independent at the core.

accept me where i'm at and take my dreams and aspirations and goals seriously- and encourage me silently in them, but be certain i stand by my word about not staying where i am, and achieving things in life.

and love me always and forever.

there, that shouldn't be too hard!

oh and make me laugh... as much as possible. but listen to me when i want to be serious and get things off my chest.

oh ! and accept my tomboy-ish/girly/classic/mature and refined nature and tastes. i know, slightly mixed up and bohemian but mostly classic. it's a strange mixture.

hahaha,
oh, and i'm crazy !
but just love me for it.

believe in me AND trust me-

 

[Ugly]

"Angry snowman with snazzy top hat seeking that special snowflake. Must have a body temperature less than 32F. Must enjoy carrots and be okay with twiggy arms."

hahaha... that was awesome. But i wonder what you would say when i go back to eyeball pics. 0.0

 

[rachelsedge]

hahaha... that was awesome. But i wonder what you would say when i go back to eyeball pics. 0.0

"Eye'm looking for a smart young lady, maybe a pupil in college. Must be okay with jokes that just get cornea and cornea. Need to have similar beliefs because it's important that we see eye to eye. Don't blink and miss this opportunity to be the apple of my eye!"

So yeah, it was more punny and less eyeball-dating related, but hey.

 

[Ugly]

"Eye'm looking for a smart young lady, maybe a pupil in college. Must be okay with jokes that just get cornea and cornea. Need to have similar beliefs because it's important that we see eye to eye. Don't blink and miss this opportunity to be the apple of my eye!"

So yeah, it was more punny and less eyeball-dating related, but hey.

hahaha... nice. I had no idea you had such skills. You can make even me sound decent =P

 

[rachelsedge]

hahaha... nice. I had no idea you had such skills. You can make even me sound decent =P

Yeah, my pun ability has all the guys lining up at my door.