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(Oh.... Errr.... [Gulp!] Well, it's funny, y'see, I actually caught the little fella in China. And it actually is quite expensive to manufacture Whangdoodle-skin hats, so when a little China-man came up to me and made me an offer to turn him into a Whangdoodle-skin hat, well, I just took him up on the offer, see? He must've had that "Made in China" stamp and automatically stamped it, that's all!

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