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(True too! I caught the rare species of Whangdoodle myself! Faux real! And an industrious little China-man with untrustworthy-looking eyes converted it into a hat for me! And yes, whilst it is true that the Earth is currently suffering a veritable plague of Whangdoodles, they are very hard to catch, and even more difficult to skin, especially the super-rare, pink, vegan-meat eating species with green flowers!!!

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