I was in the Single's Chat room the other day, and after 30 minutes of being in there alone, I heard a monotone voice come through my computer speakers and say "No one is coming. You are all alone. This is your life. You should now consider taking up sewing ugly Christmas sweaters, even though you will have no one to give them to as presents."
I may still be alone today, but because of that voice, I now have ugly sweaters to hang outside my door to keep witches and vampires away!!!