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Don't know if it's just me, but I think I get anxious at the thought of being late for something and then I could end up being too early and find that dreadful as well. It becomes a problem when you start having dreams of being late and knowing it, then trying to be somewhere and find yourself having complications while being late. The feeling of it all...
Make it stop!
Make it stop!
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This morning, one of my Kindergarten children looked up at me, and in all seriousness asked, "Miss Arlene, why do I have a dad?". I gave the kid a serious look as my eyebrows furrowed together. I looked the little boy straight in the eye and said, "Because it takes two to tango...". The little boy looked up at me, puzzled. On that final cue, I walked away, like a boss.
And this is why I am going to get the 'Teacher of the year' award.
I promise you I have a teaching degree.
And this is why I am going to get the 'Teacher of the year' award.
I promise you I have a teaching degree.
Catherder: Stained glass? Original designs? That you made? PICTURES NOW! And a price list please. And estimated shipping. Do you take paypal?
Arlene: Reminds me of a cartoon I once saw.
CHILD: Dad, how do parents make babies?
DAD: Well most parents just go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.
CHILD: I came from Sears?!
DAD: No, YOU were a blue light special at K-Mart. Almost as good, and a whole lot cheaper!
blueorchid: Reminds me of a song. Dunno who wrote it but I have Terry Terrell singing it in my collection. "He had Calvary on his mind / Every time he drove a nail"
Arlene: Reminds me of a cartoon I once saw.
CHILD: Dad, how do parents make babies?
DAD: Well most parents just go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.
CHILD: I came from Sears?!
DAD: No, YOU were a blue light special at K-Mart. Almost as good, and a whole lot cheaper!
blueorchid: Reminds me of a song. Dunno who wrote it but I have Terry Terrell singing it in my collection. "He had Calvary on his mind / Every time he drove a nail"
