A man called me today and said he was coming to my house to fight me with a spiked bat.
At first I was worried, but then I thought "Bats are already blind, and that one is going to be drunk too, so there is actually nothing to be afraid of."
I'm going to put a blind fold on now before the guy and his intoxicated bat gets here, just to make the fight even.
I will let you all know how the fight goes after it's over.