I've mentioned this in the forums before, but I go weak at the knees for a man in uniform. Literally. I was strolling along in the shopping mall the other day and some police officers came around the corner in my direction. I quite literally felt my right knee wobble slightly. I then tried to walk around them and almost walked in to a stand of hairspray.
The other month, some fire fighters were visiting the school across from my day care centre, and upon passing by, they handed me some stickers to give to the children. After I gave them out, I attempted to strike up a casual conversation with a parent as opposed to my usual 'professional' talk, and stated, "If anything makes me go weak, it's a man in uniform" followed by an awkward giggle. She then looked me square in the eyes and said that his daughter plays in the same netball team as her eldest daughter. The expression on her face that followed was something along the lines of utter disgust.
The was the last time I tried to do casual talk with a parent. Next time they can have an evaluation on their child's developmental and social skills. Sheesh.