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A stupid person could not write this gibberish, that’s fo sho! This bizarro composition took some deliberate brainwork. And it made me crack up! ROFL!! 
My 3 kids and their life-long buddies all have this same kind of mastery of vocab and continually try to outdo each other with hysterical quips and quotes. I am usually included in their multimedia text battles and let me tell you, their brilliant absurdities make me laugh till I almost don’t make it to the bathroom. LOL!!
In fact, my younger son & his best friend are both accomplished musicians and produce their own music. Yet when they jam together, they never fail to compose the most insane guitar arrangements you’d ever wanna hear, combining the weirdest techniques they can conjure up trying to outdo each other in absolute idiocy. They always wind up laughing their heads off (as do I when I hear ‘em). Yet they come up with the most fantastic harmonies and wild sequence of chords that are completely ingenious! (and krazee!)
In all honesty, silliness & laughter has gotten my siblings & me thru some extremely traumatic and catastrophic trials in life. My family is its own comedy team! To this day, my sister & I can’t talk on the phone without veering off into some wacky side-splitting chat sessions, usually about crazy family drama. It’s sure good for the heart & mind to laugh at life, sometimes.
There are plenty of awesome absurdist writers: Dr. Seuss, Jack Kerouac, TS Elliot, Lewis Carroll, Edgar Allan Poe, Robert Frost. People who write out of the box, who make you have to think, and who make you laugh at yourself. You certainly could be one of those authors.
You’re young. You’ve got time to hone in on your writing skills. Why don’t you look into taking some writing courses? I’m sure you would meet lots of other unique (and funny!) writers like yourself. I loved talking with my English Lit and Art teachers when I was in school because they were always uniquely eccentric and full of lively ideas and colorful vision. They inspired me so much!
Man, I hope you don’t stay isolated for too long because there are some folks out there who could sure use your brand of comedic cleverness and colorful ideas. Making people smile is an excellent gift!
My 3 kids and their life-long buddies all have this same kind of mastery of vocab and continually try to outdo each other with hysterical quips and quotes. I am usually included in their multimedia text battles and let me tell you, their brilliant absurdities make me laugh till I almost don’t make it to the bathroom. LOL!!
In fact, my younger son & his best friend are both accomplished musicians and produce their own music. Yet when they jam together, they never fail to compose the most insane guitar arrangements you’d ever wanna hear, combining the weirdest techniques they can conjure up trying to outdo each other in absolute idiocy. They always wind up laughing their heads off (as do I when I hear ‘em). Yet they come up with the most fantastic harmonies and wild sequence of chords that are completely ingenious! (and krazee!)
In all honesty, silliness & laughter has gotten my siblings & me thru some extremely traumatic and catastrophic trials in life. My family is its own comedy team! To this day, my sister & I can’t talk on the phone without veering off into some wacky side-splitting chat sessions, usually about crazy family drama. It’s sure good for the heart & mind to laugh at life, sometimes.
There are plenty of awesome absurdist writers: Dr. Seuss, Jack Kerouac, TS Elliot, Lewis Carroll, Edgar Allan Poe, Robert Frost. People who write out of the box, who make you have to think, and who make you laugh at yourself. You certainly could be one of those authors.
You’re young. You’ve got time to hone in on your writing skills. Why don’t you look into taking some writing courses? I’m sure you would meet lots of other unique (and funny!) writers like yourself. I loved talking with my English Lit and Art teachers when I was in school because they were always uniquely eccentric and full of lively ideas and colorful vision. They inspired me so much!
Man, I hope you don’t stay isolated for too long because there are some folks out there who could sure use your brand of comedic cleverness and colorful ideas. Making people smile is an excellent gift!
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AuntieAnt, I have NO idea why you described your younger son and his friend that kinda way. They are well behaved individuals!
And don't let Melita fool you. She has a fantastic sense of humor & says the most hysterical things that make me roar with laughter. Her & her hubby harmonize songs together, too... PURPOSELY OFF-KEY and crack me up so much!!! LMHO!!!!
A stupid person could not write this gibberish, that’s fo sho! This bizarro composition took some deliberate brainwork. And it made me crack up! ROFL!!
My 3 kids and their life-long buddies all have this same kind of mastery of vocab and continually try to outdo each other with hysterical quips and quotes. I am usually included in their multimedia text battles and let me tell you, their brilliant absurdities make me laugh till I almost don’t make it to the bathroom. LOL!!
In fact, my younger son & his best friend are both accomplished musicians and produce their own music. Yet when they jam together, they never fail to compose the most insane guitar arrangements you’d ever wanna hear, combining the weirdest techniques they can conjure up trying to outdo each other in absolute idiocy. They always wind up laughing their heads off (as do I when I hear ‘em). Yet they come up with the most fantastic harmonies and wild sequence of chords that are completely ingenious! (and krazee!)
In all honesty, silliness & laughter has gotten my siblings & me thru some extremely traumatic and catastrophic trials in life. My family is its own comedy team! To this day, my sister & I can’t talk on the phone without veering off into some wacky side-splitting chat sessions, usually about crazy family drama. It’s sure good for the heart & mind to laugh at life, sometimes.
There are plenty of awesome absurdist writers: Dr. Seuss, Jack Kerouac, TS Elliot, Lewis Carroll, Edgar Allan Poe, Robert Frost. People who write out of the box, who make you have to think, and who make you laugh at yourself. You certainly could be one of those authors.
You’re young. You’ve got time to hone in on your writing skills. Why don’t you look into taking some writing courses? I’m sure you would meet lots of other unique (and funny!) writers like yourself. I loved talking with my English Lit and Art teachers when I was in school because they were always uniquely eccentric and full of lively ideas and colorful vision. They inspired me so much!
Man, I hope you don’t stay isolated for too long because there are some folks out there who could sure use your brand of comedic cleverness and colorful ideas. Making people smile is an excellent gift!
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My 3 kids and their life-long buddies all have this same kind of mastery of vocab and continually try to outdo each other with hysterical quips and quotes. I am usually included in their multimedia text battles and let me tell you, their brilliant absurdities make me laugh till I almost don’t make it to the bathroom. LOL!!
In fact, my younger son & his best friend are both accomplished musicians and produce their own music. Yet when they jam together, they never fail to compose the most insane guitar arrangements you’d ever wanna hear, combining the weirdest techniques they can conjure up trying to outdo each other in absolute idiocy. They always wind up laughing their heads off (as do I when I hear ‘em). Yet they come up with the most fantastic harmonies and wild sequence of chords that are completely ingenious! (and krazee!)
In all honesty, silliness & laughter has gotten my siblings & me thru some extremely traumatic and catastrophic trials in life. My family is its own comedy team! To this day, my sister & I can’t talk on the phone without veering off into some wacky side-splitting chat sessions, usually about crazy family drama. It’s sure good for the heart & mind to laugh at life, sometimes.
There are plenty of awesome absurdist writers: Dr. Seuss, Jack Kerouac, TS Elliot, Lewis Carroll, Edgar Allan Poe, Robert Frost. People who write out of the box, who make you have to think, and who make you laugh at yourself. You certainly could be one of those authors.
You’re young. You’ve got time to hone in on your writing skills. Why don’t you look into taking some writing courses? I’m sure you would meet lots of other unique (and funny!) writers like yourself. I loved talking with my English Lit and Art teachers when I was in school because they were always uniquely eccentric and full of lively ideas and colorful vision. They inspired me so much!
Man, I hope you don’t stay isolated for too long because there are some folks out there who could sure use your brand of comedic cleverness and colorful ideas. Making people smile is an excellent gift!
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A stupid person could not write this gibberish, that’s fo sho! This bizarro composition took some deliberate brainwork. And it made me crack up! ROFL!!
My 3 kids and their life-long buddies all have this same kind of mastery of vocab and continually try to outdo each other with hysterical quips and quotes. I am usually included in their multimedia text battles and let me tell you, their brilliant absurdities make me laugh till I almost don’t make it to the bathroom. LOL!!
In fact, my younger son & his best friend are both accomplished musicians and produce their own music. Yet when they jam together, they never fail to compose the most insane guitar arrangements you’d ever wanna hear, combining the weirdest techniques they can conjure up trying to outdo each other in absolute idiocy. They always wind up laughing their heads off (as do I when I hear ‘em). Yet they come up with the most fantastic harmonies and wild sequence of chords that are completely ingenious! (and krazee!)
In all honesty, silliness & laughter has gotten my siblings & me thru some extremely traumatic and catastrophic trials in life. My family is its own comedy team! To this day, my sister & I can’t talk on the phone without veering off into some wacky side-splitting chat sessions, usually about crazy family drama. It’s sure good for the heart & mind to laugh at life, sometimes.
There are plenty of awesome absurdist writers: Dr. Seuss, Jack Kerouac, TS Elliot, Lewis Carroll, Edgar Allan Poe, Robert Frost. People who write out of the box, who make you have to think, and who make you laugh at yourself. You certainly could be one of those authors.
You’re young. You’ve got time to hone in on your writing skills. Why don’t you look into taking some writing courses? I’m sure you would meet lots of other unique (and funny!) writers like yourself. I loved talking with my English Lit and Art teachers when I was in school because they were always uniquely eccentric and full of lively ideas and colorful vision. They inspired me so much!
Man, I hope you don’t stay isolated for too long because there are some folks out there who could sure use your brand of comedic cleverness and colorful ideas. Making people smile is an excellent gift!
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My 3 kids and their life-long buddies all have this same kind of mastery of vocab and continually try to outdo each other with hysterical quips and quotes. I am usually included in their multimedia text battles and let me tell you, their brilliant absurdities make me laugh till I almost don’t make it to the bathroom. LOL!!
In fact, my younger son & his best friend are both accomplished musicians and produce their own music. Yet when they jam together, they never fail to compose the most insane guitar arrangements you’d ever wanna hear, combining the weirdest techniques they can conjure up trying to outdo each other in absolute idiocy. They always wind up laughing their heads off (as do I when I hear ‘em). Yet they come up with the most fantastic harmonies and wild sequence of chords that are completely ingenious! (and krazee!)
In all honesty, silliness & laughter has gotten my siblings & me thru some extremely traumatic and catastrophic trials in life. My family is its own comedy team! To this day, my sister & I can’t talk on the phone without veering off into some wacky side-splitting chat sessions, usually about crazy family drama. It’s sure good for the heart & mind to laugh at life, sometimes.
There are plenty of awesome absurdist writers: Dr. Seuss, Jack Kerouac, TS Elliot, Lewis Carroll, Edgar Allan Poe, Robert Frost. People who write out of the box, who make you have to think, and who make you laugh at yourself. You certainly could be one of those authors.
You’re young. You’ve got time to hone in on your writing skills. Why don’t you look into taking some writing courses? I’m sure you would meet lots of other unique (and funny!) writers like yourself. I loved talking with my English Lit and Art teachers when I was in school because they were always uniquely eccentric and full of lively ideas and colorful vision. They inspired me so much!
Man, I hope you don’t stay isolated for too long because there are some folks out there who could sure use your brand of comedic cleverness and colorful ideas. Making people smile is an excellent gift!
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I agree. Its the very definition of flowery language...
Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary at OxfordLearnersDictionaries.com
Flowery adjective
3. (usually disapproving)(of speech or writing)too complicated; not expressed in a clear and simple way. flowery language/prose
Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary at OxfordLearnersDictionaries.com
Flowery adjective
3. (usually disapproving)(of speech or writing)too complicated; not expressed in a clear and simple way. flowery language/prose
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I left for the gym an hour and fifteen minutes ago. I had my green tea before hand so I was feeling pretty pumped for my work out.
I decided to pump some heavy iron and did back and shoulders. Although it was getting late in the night, it was still drawing out peak hour at the gym and my attempt to avoid the crowd proved fruitless. The jocks grunting over by the smith machines, awkward teenagers leaning over the free weights and hogging equipment I needed and was tempted to push them over for.
So I worked the lat pull down, seated row, then went to man-grunting territory in the sea of sweaty testosterone filled men and found my place dead smack in the middle. I felt pretty satisfied when this random vein on my under arm started showing as I lifted dumbbells over my head to destroy my shoulders. I lifted until my arms shook. I continued on to another two exercises in the free weights section until I was adamant I couldn't lift anymore. So I threw my towel over my shoulder and casually exited.
I then drove two minutes down the road and bought McDonalds.
My night has been awesome.
I decided to pump some heavy iron and did back and shoulders. Although it was getting late in the night, it was still drawing out peak hour at the gym and my attempt to avoid the crowd proved fruitless. The jocks grunting over by the smith machines, awkward teenagers leaning over the free weights and hogging equipment I needed and was tempted to push them over for.
So I worked the lat pull down, seated row, then went to man-grunting territory in the sea of sweaty testosterone filled men and found my place dead smack in the middle. I felt pretty satisfied when this random vein on my under arm started showing as I lifted dumbbells over my head to destroy my shoulders. I lifted until my arms shook. I continued on to another two exercises in the free weights section until I was adamant I couldn't lift anymore. So I threw my towel over my shoulder and casually exited.
I then drove two minutes down the road and bought McDonalds.
My night has been awesome.
I left for the gym an hour and fifteen minutes ago. I had my green tea before hand so I was feeling pretty pumped for my work out.
I decided to pump some heavy iron and did back and shoulders. Although it was getting late in the night, it was still drawing out peak hour at the gym and my attempt to avoid the crowd proved fruitless. The jocks grunting over by the smith machines, awkward teenagers leaning over the free weights and hogging equipment I needed and was tempted to push them over for.
So I worked the lat pull down, seated row, then went to man-grunting territory in the sea of sweaty testosterone filled men and found my place dead smack in the middle. I felt pretty satisfied when this random vein on my under arm started showing as I lifted dumbbells over my head to destroy my shoulders. I lifted until my arms shook. I continued on to another two exercises in the free weights section until I was adamant I couldn't lift anymore. So I threw my towel over my shoulder and casually exited.
I then drove two minutes down the road and bought McDonalds.
My night has been awesome.
I decided to pump some heavy iron and did back and shoulders. Although it was getting late in the night, it was still drawing out peak hour at the gym and my attempt to avoid the crowd proved fruitless. The jocks grunting over by the smith machines, awkward teenagers leaning over the free weights and hogging equipment I needed and was tempted to push them over for.
So I worked the lat pull down, seated row, then went to man-grunting territory in the sea of sweaty testosterone filled men and found my place dead smack in the middle. I felt pretty satisfied when this random vein on my under arm started showing as I lifted dumbbells over my head to destroy my shoulders. I lifted until my arms shook. I continued on to another two exercises in the free weights section until I was adamant I couldn't lift anymore. So I threw my towel over my shoulder and casually exited.
I then drove two minutes down the road and bought McDonalds.
My night has been awesome.