I'm bored. i used to be fun, very social, party or atleast get together with friends more often. Before I took my faith serious, before I stopped drinking as much, before I stopped smoking weed. Before that one seizure that terrified me. I was quite happy back then. It just seems like Christians are so concerned about right and wrong, being strict that it makes them dull. Ever so often, I get this spurt of impulsiveness, to do something fun and random. Push the limits. It feels healthy to do that. I never have anyone in my life to do it with though.
persNickety, you want something fun and random??? You're about to get it!!!
Here is what you and I will do: we'll meet up in Manitoba and when we see each other we will give each other a "jump-in-the-air high-five" and when we come down we will land on two husky-powered dog sleds that will take us up to the Northwest Territories where we will hunt polar bears with nothing but sling-shots (of course we won't be able to actually kill any polar bears with sling-shots, so we will just irritate them with rocks and pebbles to no end).
And as we are running for our lives away from the irritated polar bears, we will throw molotov cocktails at igloos as we run through Eskimo villages. But we will only throw them on top of the igloos, that way we will give the Eskimos some much-needed sun-roofs (free of charge!!!).
Then we'll end the day by riding our dog sleds all the way up to most northern tip of Canada, and as you are enjoying the majestic view of the Aurora Borealis, I'll be looking into my compact mirror and fixing my hair (I'm sorry, but my hair must look perfect at all times, even after a dog-sled run!!!).
Now if all that doesn't spell random, spontaneous, push-the-limits fun, then I don't know what does!!!
P.S. If none of that works, then we'll smoke some weed - lol.