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MissCris

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Some people, when they say they're going to bed, actually go to bed.

Others say they're going to bed, go into the kitchen for a drink of water, and end up having more quiche.

I think I eat this late at night because I'm hoping I'll turn into a Gremlin.
 
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Shouryu

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Actually LNF..ignore both of them & play the drums!!!!!
No sore cheeks with drums.;)
--What do you do with the guy too derpy to play horn? Take their horn, hand them a trumpet.
--What do you do with the guy too derpy to play trumpet? Take their trumpet, hand them two sticks, and tell them to stand behind the band.











--What do you do with the guy too derpy to use two sticks in back of the band?

Take away one stick and put 'em in front of the band.
 

just_monicat

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if i had actually known what physical therapy entailed, i think i would've been going much sooner.

heating pads, laying around, and when you're a little sore from one of the machines they use, a cute physical therapy guy carries you to the next station.

where was this all my life?
 
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nooooOOOOOOOOOO!! You should be playing horn! :D
hey now, I was introduced to horn last semester! :p I loved it, but it is so much more challenging than the sax. I say this out of genuine admiration for your skills, sir ^_^

Ignore the man. What he's actually trying to say is you should be playing clarinet.
Do I earn any cool points for playing clarinet?


Actually LNF..ignore both of them & play the drums!!!!!
No sore cheeks with drums.;)
Honestly, I would LOVE to. Sadly I have learned that I am a grand disaster on a drumset. :p ill stick with piano...where I'm safe
 

Scotty

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*takes down the violin and bow & joins the band*

When you make snow ice cream and freeze it for a later date, it becomes hard as a rock.
I've been scraping a bowl of "snow cream" with a spoon for the last forty-five minutes.
Oh, what I spend my early morning hours doing.
 
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kenthomas27

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+ 10: agrees that long boots w/ heels and skirt/dress is swoonworthy.

- 10: clarinet, shmarinet.

Ya broke even! :p
I'm going to talk about boots for a minute here. Women absolutely own all things boots. They can wear practically anything - no matter how crazy and still look great. They can wear cowboy boots with a dress; they can wear them with long pants and tuck their pant legs in or not and everything still looks good.

Men can not.....

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We look ridiculous when we try anything new...

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Women can do this and this...
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ALL the livelong day while men look stupid....

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Ok that was Bruce Jenner, nothing to do with boots, but I've had that photo for a while waiting to use it - nothing's come up - so...

My point is this. Men don't have options even when it counts. I happen to really like this pair of boots. They're beautiful and....

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they're women's boots.

Flashy men's boots look like this....

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Stupid. Do you see where I'm going with this? It's prejudice.
 
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Jullianna

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--What do you do with the guy too derpy to play horn? Take their horn, hand them a trumpet.
--What do you do with the guy too derpy to play trumpet? Take their trumpet, hand them two sticks, and tell them to stand behind the band.

--What do you do with the guy too derpy to use two sticks in back of the band?

Take away one stick and put 'em in front of the band.
*glares @ Shouryu* You're so lucky you said "guy", Mithster.

(I've been hangin' with the duck too long :) )
 

lil_christian

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nooooOOOOOOOOOO!! You should be playing horn! :D
It's really weird. Last night I was dreaming I was trying to play I think it was the French horn. And I was failing miserably. Like...I kept on doing REALLY WEIRD THINGS. Like...stuffing towels into it. Yup. This is why I don't remember my dreams...even my brain understands that my dreams are too weird to even be remembered so it just throws them away. :p
 
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Jullianna

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I'm going to talk about boots for a minute here. Women absolutely own all things boots. They can wear practically anything - no matter how crazy and still look great. They can wear cowboy boots with a dress; they can wear them with long pants and tuck their pant legs in or not and everything still looks good.

Men can not.....

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We look ridiculous when we try anything new...

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Women can do this and this...
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ALL the livelong day while men look stupid....

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Ok that was Bruce Jenner, nothing to do with boots, but I've had that photo for a while waiting to use it - nothing's come up - so...

My point is this. Men don't have options even when it counts. I happen to really like this pair of boots. They're beautiful and....

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they're women's boots.

Flashy men's boots look like this....

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Stupid. Do you see where I'm going with this? It's prejudice.
A female's ability to make boots look good is a gift bestowed upon us to help make up for PMS. It doesn't. But it helps, especially if they are full of chocolate or are made out of cake. :D
 

lil_christian

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Ignore the man. What he's actually trying to say is you should be playing clarinet.
I used to have a clarinet. But I ended up never using it and gave it to one of my cousins. I mean, sure, I tried to learn it a little bit. But I never went too far with it.

Now looking back, guitar is the thing I've stuck with the longest and have succeeded in the most. Though I'm not giving up on Saxophone and violin. I have books for the saxophone. Now just to get my embouchure right. >.<
 
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kenthomas27

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Worst brainfreeze ever: When you chew peppermint gum, then chug an ice cold Dr Pepper :)
I had a brain freezth that thupertheeded all brain freezthesth. It was when.....uh, that didn't sthound.....

Bugs - could you interpret puhleeze...


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(The idiot said) "I had a brain freeze that superseded all brain freezes. It was when....uh, that didn't sound....

(oh, how I wait for the ending with baaated breath....)


Think you Bugs. Yesth....where wasth I.....

I ate a whole sthnow cone in one bite.



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Fenner

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I'm watching the first season of the Tudors on Netflix. Episode 7 deal's with the plague. Shiver, thank God for modern medicine.
 

Misty77

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Some people, when they say they're going to bed, actually go to bed.

Others say they're going to bed, go into the kitchen for a drink of water, and end up having more quiche.

I think I eat this late at night because I'm hoping I'll turn into a Gremlin.
I have weird eating times, too. I think I'm still on a European meal schedule. I finally feel ready for breakfast around 2, then I want lunch around American dinner time, and I grab a snack around midnight. I know, that's totally unhealthy.
 

homwardbound

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Seriously, being humble, graceful woman, with a loving smile on her face gives a natural beauty that attracts true quality people to her! :) Her transparent beauty shows you her beautiful heart! :)
Be wise as a serpent though there are wolves hiding in sheep's clothing are there not? Dore not God warn of this, and to be harmless though, yet aware so we do not get caught up in the traps of this world's carnality?