The Banned Game

[notmyown]

Oh I'm not taking this thread seriously like that! It's perfectly alright bro-ness

whew! and thanks!

btw.. how did you find out my given name is bro-ness?
since i'm a girl, i don't think my parents liked me much, do you?

 

[Gojira]

whew! and thanks!

btw.. how did you find out my given name is bro-ness?
since i'm a girl, i don't think my parents liked me much, do you?

Hard to tell gender here unless the name is overtly masculine or feminine, or the person is using a photo of themselves.

Okay... Sis-ness?

 

[Moses_Young]

Banning Gojira for not using Bro-ness's given name. Also for demanding photographs. Also for being sexist by mentioning gender. (Triple-banned, Gojira! I hope that doesn't penetrate too deeply into your reptilian heart!!!)

 

[jennymae]

I’m banning MY because he chickened out on his haute couture tinfoil hat.

 

[Moses_Young]

Unbanning myself, and banning Jennymae:

1) firstly because of distracting hair colour, and
2) secondly - because I didn't chicken out - my tinfoil hat was distressing poor Miss Ruby, whose teapot had been stolen by the postman in the corrupted Au postal service only days earlier, and she kept having flashbacks whenever the tinfoil on my hat glinted in the same way as her beloved teapot used to, especially when she was craving a cuppa. My switching hats to Cockerel the cockerel was actually an act of kindness and mercy.

 

[jennymae]

Unbanning myself, and banning Jennymae:

1) firstly because of distracting hair colour, and
2) secondly - because I didn't chicken out - my tinfoil hat was distressing poor Miss Ruby, whose teapot had been stolen by the postman in the corrupted Au postal service only days earlier, and she kept having flashbacks whenever the tinfoil on my hat glinted in the same way as her beloved teapot used to, especially when she was craving a cuppa. My switching hats to Cockerel the cockerel was actually an act of kindness and mercy.

Oh…well…I apologize sincerely for being so off base. I wasn’t aware that Miss Ruby’s teapot had been stolen by the mailman. I reckon this apology earns me a solid unban.

 

[Moses_Young]

Unbanning Jennymae for her truly moving apology which has earned her a solid unban, and applying the ban to Gojira's unarmoured heart, for being too scaly.

 

[Lanolin]

Jacinta was eagerly waiting the next shipment of banned items on Quarantine Island and heard that it would be a cargo hold of tin hats and lizard tails.

These would find a place in my World of Unwearable Art wardrobe, thought Jacinta. She was planning a fashion parade for her next Quarantine Island party event and was pondering the theme. She had already done the 70s and 80s.

 

[Gojira]

Banning Gojira for not using Bro-ness's given name. Also for demanding photographs. Also for being sexist by mentioning gender. (Triple-banned, Gojira! I hope that doesn't penetrate too deeply into your reptilian heart!!!)

Nothing penetrates too deeply into my reptilian heart.

 

[Ruby123]

Nothing penetrates too deeply into my reptilian heart.

cat claws might......

 

[jennymae]

cat claws might......

Just awesome.😂

 

[jennymae]

Looks like the climate change is demolishing the glorious empires of Rubyland, Mosestaria, Shittimistan and Jennymaesia. Ain’t nobody heard from them in forever lol.

 

[Gojira]

cat claws might......

Only one way to find out, "Whiskas".. But, more formidable beasts than you have tried. And failed... to their doom.

So, I say BRING IT!

 

[jennymae]

Only one way to find out, "Whiskas".. But, more formidable beasts than you have tried. And failed... to their doom.

So, I say BRING IT!

This is turning into the scary thread.😂

 

[Gojira]

This is turning into the scary thread.😂

Only for giant, radioactive cats.

 

[Lanolin]

Jacintas 90s banned fashion parade party was drowning in a tide of ripped and torn jeans, plaid flannel shirts, and unwashed stringy hair. She set up a belly button piercing booth where party goers could then show off their muffin tops and g strings and doc marten platform boots.

They all moshed to a mashed up selection of Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Green Day.

She saved the tin hats and lizard tails for the next banned party which was going to be a paranoia apocalypse theme. Everyone had to dress like it was going to be the end of the world.

Quarantine Island was booming.

 

[jennymae]

Apocalypse Now!

What on earth was that all about?

Ms Jenny tried to memorize the 90s, but hence the undeniable fact that she was only 15 whenever the new millennium began she really had no clue. Oh yes, she was a so-called teenager during the later years of that fin de siècle decade, maybe a hundred years too late, but still.

She had, though, a little too late, been lured into the Dr. Martens scam, but seeing they didn’t fit with the rest of her outfit, she went on with her original fashion of which included a cowgirl’s hat.

The 90s hadn’t offered her much fashion ways, but she could relate to some of the music from the era.

Good golly, again her mind was wandering. The end of the world dress code? Unfortunately Douglas Adams had long since passed, so she couldn’t ask him for advice, but he had, at some point, mentioned a restaurant at the end of the universe. Maybe that was where Miss Lanolin was going to throw her party?

 

[Gojira]

Apocalypse Now!

What on earth was that all about?

Ms Jenny tried to memorize the 90s, but hence the undeniable fact that she was only 15 whenever the new millennium began she really had no clue. Oh yes, she was a so-called teenager during the later years of that fin de siècle decade, maybe a hundred years too late, but still.

She had, though, a little too late, been lured into the Dr. Martens scam, but seeing they didn’t fit with the rest of her outfit, she went on with her original fashion of which included a cowgirl’s hat.

The 90s hadn’t offered her much fashion ways, but she could relate to some of the music from the era.

Good golly, again her mind was wandering. The end of the world dress code? Unfortunately Douglas Adams had long since passed, so she couldn’t ask him for advice, but he had, at some point, mentioned a restaurant at the end of the universe. Maybe that was where Miss Lanolin was going to throw her party?

Dear God... you've lost it. Oh Jenny!! I'm sorry.... you're banned.

 

[jennymae]

Dear God... you've lost it. Oh Jenny!! I'm sorry.... you're banned.

Oh no, there ain’t no banning a girl who is preparing for Miss Lanolin’s paranoia apocalypse party. On the contrary. Such comments would undermine the integrity of the party and will, under normal circumstances, get you banned.

However, the banning board of this honorable thread, has decided to go easy on you. Therefore, instead of being banned, like you deserve, the board has unanimously agreed to send you to your corner.

 

[Gojira]

Oh no, there ain’t no banning a girl who is preparing for Miss Lanolin’s paranoia apocalypse party. On the contrary. Such comments would undermine the integrity of the party and will, under normal circumstances, get you banned.

However, the banning board of this honorable thread, has decided to go easy on you. Therefore, instead of being banned, like you deserve, the board has unanimously agreed to send you to your corner.

Go sit on a porcupine.