The Banned Game

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Oblio

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shittim said:
so why aren't you taking in jglm.org live service? I have found it the most biblical ministry i know.
Just curious...

I do however ban you for missing worship.......:unsure::):coffee:(y):p
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I generally frequent Messianic/Vineyard services online, though I watch lots of stuff!
As far as missing worship, I'm a worship leader. When the weather's nice, I lead the squirrels! And chipmunks!
 
shittim

shittim

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Be careful of that one, it looks like one that store nuts and not trust the Lord's Provision.:unsure:(y):coffee::giggle:
 
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Oblio

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Let everything that has breath praise the Lord!
"Ants are creatures of little strength, yet they store up their food in the summer;" - Proverbs 30:25
Shittim is banned for being forgetful! Lol
 
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Godsgirl83

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Today is awfully windy and we were just talking about how much the trees are moving.
Now I have the song:
"they shall go out with joy, and be led forth with peace!
The mountains and the hills shall break out before you!
There will be shouts of joy and all the trees of the field will clap, will clap their hands!"

 
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Oblio

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Godsgirl83 said:
Today is awfully windy and we were just talking about how much the trees are moving.
Now I have the song:
"they shall go out with joy, and be led forth with peace!
The mountains and the hills shall break out before you!
There will be shouts of joy and all the trees of the field will clap, will clap their hands!"

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Reminds me of the Christian Reformed church I used to attend. I don't recall hearing anywhere else.
 
Moses_Young

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Banning Ruby in her new yacht, as in a cruel twist of fate, Orio's ants have eaten through the wood to store it up as food for Summer, and now the yacht is sinking.

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Moses_Young

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Banning Oblio for unnecessary sarcasm. Also, because his ants also ate poor Ruby's wooden leg and tax records. Boy is Scotty going to be cross.

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Moses_Young

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Banning Shittim because the only ones authorised for wrangling on this Board are Yogi Bear and Ruby. But all the same, thank you for the delicious coffee.
 
shittim

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(now that you thanked me i feel bad for sticking my finger in it, an acceptable and inevitable response to you banning me)

Banning moshe for drinking finger coffee.....:):coffee::giggle:(y)
 
Moses_Young

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*Spits out coffee and scowls at Shittim!* Banning Shittim for sinking to a new all-time low, since the theft of GG's awesome mom the other week.
 
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:( I hereby repent and will turn from making finger coffee ever again, here, have a fresh one-:coffee::)(y)
Banning moses for spitting coffee on the new, white, shag carpet.
 
Moses_Young

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Mmmmmmmm. Delicious. Thank you Shittim. :)

Banning GG, so she has time to clean the dirty coffee stains off the new, white shag carpet.

P.S. Where did you put that awesome mom you stole the other week, Shittim? If she's still around, maybe she can clean the dirty carpet? So GG doesn't get upset. I don't know why, but I have a feeling she might get upset if she knows we banned her just to give her more time to clean the carpet that someone put those dirty coffee stains on... If she asks, I think Orio might have done it, okay?
 
shittim

shittim

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Wait! Wouldn't that be a RICO statute ( organized ) crime? :unsure::coffee::giggle:
 
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Godsgirl83

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Moses_Young said:
Banning GG, so she has time to clean the dirty coffee stains off the new, white shag carpet.
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Here, use one of my clones.

Moses_Young said:
I don't know why, but I have a feeling she might get upset if she knows we banned her just to give her more time to clean the carpet that someone put those dirty coffee stains on... If she asks, I think Orio might have done it, okay?
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Banning Moses for trying to frame Oblio :mad:
You'r not making good choices today mister

shittim said:
(now that you thanked me i feel bad for sticking my finger in it, an acceptable and inevitable response to you banning me)

Banning moshe for drinking finger coffee.....:):coffee::giggle:(y)
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You know.......
when I stick my finger in drinks it makes them sweeter :p
 
shittim

shittim

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We believe you wholeheartedly(y):).
The rest of us can't pull that off.:):coffee:
Bless you GG
 
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