The Banned Game

[Ilive4Jesus]

I WILL RULE THE WORLD!

oh dear Lord!
After he threatened us with chocolate PULEAZZZ tell me that's chocolate cake smeared everywhere........
or maybe, possibly even mud.
Please be one of those!

 

[shittim]

up to his elbows? Yep, chocolate cake for his birthday.
Precious!

 

[Moses_Young]

King Moses you lost your hand in a freak accident in Rubyland with a shopping trolley. This does not mean that compensation consists of having rulership over my country. I have an alliance with Jennymaesia, Shittimistan and Lanolinland so if you attack my country you will also have to answer to them.

You obviously dont realise that we are uniting to make a weapon which has enough coconuts to explode your country into smithereens. I gather after reading this you are re considering. Smart move!!

Madam President, you know that the loss of my hand, and its subsequent rebirth as the Iron Fist of Mosestaria - was no accident! Although I do admit, there were a lot of Rubylander freaks involved!

Coming home in high spirits to celebrate the capture and confiscation of some particularly beautiful flowers illegally imported by Rubyland from Jennymaesia, I unfortunately took a left turn instead of a right, and ended up at a Rubylander party, celebrating the repulsion of a squad of Mosestarian marauders. Instead of treating me with the dignity and respect that should be afforded to all prisoners of war by the Geneva convention... I was treated ignominiously... I was fortunate to escape back to Mosestaria with my life and several trolleys-full of exquisite flora...

 

[Ruby123]

Firstly King Moses, Rubyland does not have freaks as their inhabitants. We have Ruby clones, cats and an array of others.
Secondly Rubyland and Jennymaesia have a good import/export relationship so there were no illegal imports.
Thirdly we did treat you with respect when you gatecrashed our party. We threw pies at you. It is a sign of respect and also feeds you at the same time. You know the flight does make you hungry.
Fourthly I am a bit concerned with this new Place Japovily. It is tempting my alliance with chocolate. Everyone knows how tempting this can be. I may have to consult with my alliance and see how best to approach this.

 

[JAPOV]

STRAWBERRIES!!!
Japovia will trade highly sophisticated GPS guided intercontinental choco-bombs for strawberries!

 

[shittim]

Shittimistan has developed defensive missiles for use against choco-bombs

For sale to any who wish to maintain the peace in the face of this new threat.

 

[JAPOV]

Shittimistan has developed defensive missiles for use against choco-bombs

For sale to any who wish to maintain the peace in the face of this new threat.

Yes, the Knights of Japovia are well aware and unafraid. Choco-bombs don't melt

 

[Lanolin]

Lanolinland manufactures clouds, we make fluffy, mackeral, thunder, rain, and dream

If you'd like to order some, give President Lanolin a bell.

 

[shittim]

Do mackerel clouds smell fishy?

 

[TabinRivCA]

Lanolinland manufactures clouds, we make fluffy, mackeral, thunder, rain, and dream

If you'd like to order some, give President Lanolin a bell.

Is this bell ok

 

[jennymae]

Jennymaesia has with concern observed the tensions between the neighboring countries. The Empress has decided to put an end to all the striving and trials. From this moment on every neighboring country are declared Jennymaesian. 😂

 

[shittim]

The unwashed masses of Shittimistan refuse to be absorbed by Empress Jennymae!

 

[JAPOV]

Jennymaesia has with concern observed the tensions between the neighboring countries. The Empress has decided to put an end to all the striving and trials. From this moment on every neighboring country are declared Jennymaesian. 😂

If Jennymaesia won't share strawberries then... NO CHOCOLATE FOR YOU!!

 

[shittim]

The unwashed masses of Shittimistan concur!
But would open to being bought for a bar of soap.

 

[jennymae]

The Empress can clearly see that the peoples of Shittimistan and Japovia are delighted to be governed by the great nation of Jennymaesia. Saying otherwise ain’t nothing but fake news and alternative facts lol. We will be launching missiles with goody bags warheads at dawn.❤️😂

 

[shittim]

Bring them on! Shittimistan civil defense has equipped each member of the unwashed masses with protective gear!

 

[jennymae]

Bring them on! Shittimistan civil defense has equipped each member of the unwashed masses with protective gear!

If you're ever down in [Shittimistan] 'round about July
If you ain't in a hurry, then you oughta stop by
I can guarantee that you're goin have a ball
Learnin' how to do the watermelon crawl

Reckon y’all all down in Shittimistan are well prepared for what’s coming.😂

The Empress is gracious enough to wait until ‘round about July.😎😂

 

[Lanolin]

Look up Shittimstanians

Lanolinlanders have sent you some clouds

 

[shittim]

re these the "Mackerel" clouds?

 

[Ruby123]

I am getting a little worried that my alliances are looking elsewhere. Time to come up with a new bribe.