The Office of International Mosestarian Affairs most strongly reproves the recent decision by Shittimistanian officials to deploy octopuses into the Great Moat of Mosestaria.
The chief spokesman of the diplomatic group has cautioned that deployment of the eight-appendaged cephalopods in the region can only lead to further escalation of hostilities between the Chiefdom of Mosestaria and the Empire of Jennymaesia. The official added that the terrorist group operating out of the badlands previously known as Rubyland may further complicate any diplomatic solution to the already high tensions in the region. The Mosestarian Intelligence Agency has provided evidence that even now, octopuses are being purchased by the self-proclaimed "Madame President" of Rubyland, for the purpose of destabilisation of the fragile truce that currently exists.
Anti-lipstick air defences with an environmentally-safe, lips-friendly scrub base containing sugar, honey and olive oil are currently being deployed around the Mosestarian border kindergartens, in response to recent threats by the fanatical Empress of Jennymaesia.
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