The Banned Game

[Ruby123]

This coffee is way too strong, so banned again Moses

 

[Moses_Young]

"Say Ruby, what's that over there?" *Points to a distant object, and as he points, slips Ruby another one of J.B.'s fraudulent ban-exemptions... But this one is different.....*

 

[Ruby123]

banning Moses for using fraudulent methods

 

[Moses_Young]

Banning Ruby for not reading her most recent (fraudulent) ban-exemption, signed by the Big Guy himself. C'mon man!

 

[Ruby123]

I am banning Moses because I need hot chocolate with marshmallows lol

 

[Moses_Young]

*Hands Ruby a creepy-looking postcard of a lady drinking hot chocolate with marshmallows, signed in crayon by the mysterious J.B.*



Banning Ruby for not fixing myself and Shittim a thick, hot chocolate - but not too hot - with vanilla marshmallows and a slice of French cheesecake.

 

[Ruby123]

Here you go, which makes me unbanned.

 

[Moses_Young]

*Hands Ruby a legitimate ban-exemption, signed by the President of the US, Donald Trump.* Thanks Ruby - you are doubly un-banned for that.

 

[Ruby123]

Moses I am now totally unbanable.

 

[Moses_Young]

Banning Ruby for thinking she in un-bannable, forcing her to surrender the recently acquired and very rare (legitimate) ban-exemption, signed by the President of the United States. *Uses all the other "ban-exemptions" Ruby tried to use - which were signed in crayon by the mysterious J.B. - as napkins to wipe his face, and then throws them in the bin with the other waste*

 

[Ruby123]

My exemptions were not signed by JB. They were signed by someone who actually has the signing power

 

[Lanolin]

banning Ronald McDonald for impersonating Ruby.

 

[Ruby123]

I am banning myself because I need to get rid of some of my exemptions

 

[shittim]

unbanning Ruby since she shows up with the most awesome treats..........

 

[Ruby123]

I am banning myself for no reason

 

[Moses_Young]

Banning Lanolin, for banning Mr McDonald. Don't you know he impersonates Ruby far better than he impersonates J.B.?

 

[Ruby123]

I am banning Moses because he is saying Mr McDonald and I are similar.

 

[Moses_Young]

Banning Ruby, for thinking I could confuse her with Mr McDonald... [Ruby is always accompanied by her cat].

 

[shittim]

unbanning Miss Ruby for having a cat, (does she really have a cat?)

 

[Moses_Young]

Banning Shittim for being blind - can't you see?



(Unless Ruby is the cat, in which case, she would have a girl... Good point, but you're still banned, anyway!)