Top 5 reasons why initial attraction fails.

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violakat

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Aha! I think I just found a key to understanding you a lot better, Ed! Your posts sound just like the way he talks! :)
Wait, you mean I have a reason to watch Craig Ferguson now? SWEET!! Actually, I didn't realize he was still on anymore, since I don't watch him anymore.
 
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GreenNnice

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Ha-ha , Zere , so funny I forgot to laugh. Oh, WAIT! I just laughed. (Insert Craig Ferg deadpan look here), or, my fave smile worketh too by golly. :D. Oh vcat, scratch the 'golly' please, don't want you thinkin' ima speaking a sub word for Lord's name in vain. Does gee-willickers work instead ?

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Ok, I want to get back to this thread. Hold. Me. Ba-a-ck ! 5 reasons just ain't enough for me.
6. Doesn't like , oh you all know where I am going with this, BUT, OK, SAY IT ANYWAY I WIll not do well with a girl not thinking Craig Ferguson funny :D oh, maybe I'm just kidding. Maybe not ;)

Seriously, eah, thanks, Zere, one more time, adding insight iinto who I am. Iam who Iam, I'm Popeye the Sailor man, toot-toot. And if your air suddenly strengthens then it was my toot-toot up high that must have alerted my down low (insert Craig Ferguson deadpan look or :D . No, wait, Zere, thatza not it , you said I'm like Don Quixote book, that great american novel and now talk like Craig Ferg.
Ah, what you don't know, zere, what you don't know yet is ...

I look like Craig Ferg too (insert Craig Ferguson deadpan looking) or :D . oh, WAIT, what you really don't know, zere, vkat, liamsonline, too is.... I am C.F. And zere I saw you in the BEVERLY Hills Hard Rock cafe just yesterday, saw you at a table, iPad 2 pened to, what else but christianchat.com , and, 'zeroturbulence' was the name you were under, but YOU'RE KIMMEL ! JIMMY 'I can't do latenight funny KIMMEL.

And,man, JK , you stink in person, and, sorry, I just tooted again, but, yeah, brother, you are funny as all get out on that c.c. website. Dude, try writing, you'd be an out-out hit.
 
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zeroturbulence

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LOL Ed you should do C.F. impersonations for a living! You're already great at it! :D
 
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snugpug240

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1. vulgarity/cussing (language, movies, music, etc. makes me cringe)
2. dependency (unless its on our Lord)
3. passivity (take a stand for something, put your foot down and make decisions)
4. deception (lying is cowardly)
5. stingyness (give!!)
 
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GreenNnice

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LOL Ed you should do C.F. impersonations for a living! You're already great at it! :D
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Hey, zere, I watched the Miller 200 in our town, a big super stock race annually , was zoomin' good fun.

-----C.F. impersonations, ya don't say . Or, I guess you do say. Whoever, I mean really came up with that saying , it's like Who's on First.
( insert Craig Ferguson eye raise ) I mean, I can hear it now.
Dude 1: my dog ate my dinner tonight.
Dude2 : you don't say?
Dude1: no, I do say.
Dude1: do say what?
Dude 2: I do say my dog....
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Night , zere and all the rest of ya varmints :D
I just wish cf put God in his monologue. So, yeah, zere, maybe my true call yet.

Zere: you don't say?
Ed: no, I do.... :)
 

Elizabeth619

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Why thank you, that's exactly what I've been thinking lately.... and what mommy tells me.

I have a question for you.... I keep hearing this thing on the internet... and I've also seen these shirts. They say "my eyes are up here." BUT I'm not joking at all when I say I have never had any woman yet actually say that to me. And those t-shirts are almost always worn by extremely nerdy looking 12 year old girls who 1. haven't grown anything yet anyhow and 2. seem to be the type that is about two years behind their age group on being attracted to the opposite sex.

So now the question: have you or any woman out there really truly honestly for real said this to a guy? Because I so have never heard it and think I should have if it really happens. Could you tell me what demographic is most likely to say it so I can try to hear it? Its just such a fascinating concept. I think I'll dedicate the rest of the summer to trying to hear someone say that to me.

Yes, I have truely honeslty for real said that phrase.
The most recent time was when I was talking to a police officer about something. I said "HEY! UP HERE MAN!"
 
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Yes, I have truely honeslty for real said that phrase.
The most recent time was when I was talking to a police officer about something. I said "HEY! UP HERE MAN!"
Oh, good. So I will indeed dedicate the rest of my summer to trying to hear someone say that to me. Its a rough life but someone has to try these things for the studies of culture and the betterment of humanity.
 
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snugpug240

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I certainly hope you are joking because that would be extremely disrespectful, Persecuted. Why would you stare at a woman's chest just to get her ticked off and yourself told off?
 
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I certainly hope you are joking because that would be extremely disrespectful, Persecuted. Why would you stare at a woman's chest just to get her ticked off and yourself told off?
Because I've never seen it happen. I still think its urban legend. My experiences are the opposite.. women are gleeful, complimented, and all around happy by such.
 
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violakat

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Ha-ha , Zere , so funny I forgot to laugh. Oh, WAIT! I just laughed. (Insert Craig Ferg deadpan look here), or, my fave smile worketh too by golly. :D. Oh vcat, scratch the 'golly' please, don't want you thinkin' ima speaking a sub word for Lord's name in vain. Does gee-willickers work instead ?
*Snowball with rock lands right in the middle of Green's face. (And you just thought I was a sweet Southern girl. lol)

And Green, if you had read what I wrote, you would have noticed that I said, a. I wanted to know if other people had heard that before, and b. that I still sometimes say it. SO THERE, :p
 
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GreenNnice

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*Snowball with rock lands right in the middle of Green's face. (And you just thought I was a sweet Southern girl. lol)

And Green, if you had read what I wrote, you would have noticed that I said, a. I wanted to know if other people had heard that before, and b. that I still sometimes say it. SO THERE, :p
---well, mylady, vkat, I was just funning around with you as I know that it is the HEART that matters when it comes to God's name said in vain, or not, or, even words like you mencioné, 'golly,' and , 'gee' . We should NEVER judge another's words of christian brother or sister. You ultimately are the judge of your words and what you say, even the Lord's name, is not for me to say or KNOW if you are really saying it in vain or seriously saying, 'oh my God,' and really be referencing holiness to God . So... there, back at ya, the snowball, of course, green and slimy and , just to make you have a good scent when it ka-splatters on YOUR face, real tutti-fruitti and limey :D
 
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violakat

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---well, mylady, vkat, I was just funning around with you as I know that it is the HEART that matters when it comes to God's name said in vain, or not, or, even words like you mencioné, 'golly,' and , 'gee' . We should NEVER judge another's words of christian brother or sister. You ultimately are the judge of your words and what you say, even the Lord's name, is not for me to say or KNOW if you are really saying it in vain or seriously saying, 'oh my God,' and really be referencing holiness to God . So... there, back at ya, the snowball, of course, green and slimy and , just to make you have a good scent when it ka-splatters on YOUR face, real tutti-fruitti and limey :D
You know, I actually like lime. Lime's a good flavor.
 
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Jullianna

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Because I've never seen it happen. I still think its urban legend. My experiences are the opposite.. women are gleeful, complimented, and all around happy by such.
All guys look. We expect that. But some guys gawk and drool. Tacky. I wouldn't say it out loud because in my book that would be just as tacky. I would simply leave ASAP and disappear from his radar.
 
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GreenNnice

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You know, I actually like lime. Lime's a good flavor.
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Well then, there you have it, a limey, slimey snowball that you can eat like a snowcone.
*Green gets out a sugar cone and dollops some of the blob onto it for vKat in a most gentlemanly way humanly possible so as not to drip any of that filthy, wretched smelling green stuff on her.
*Oops, sorry, vKat, let me take a napkin to that, it will only stain where it ka-platted on your shoe and on your face and.... :D

_____ Seriously, I am just kidding around with ya, vKAT ! I would never give you anything but Key Lime Pie fresh green cream pie in your face :D And, I am not a meany rough with my greeny stuff unlike somebody else I know that likes to hurt a guy.

Hey, VKat, you didn't really throw that snowball did you, just faked it, right? I mean, would you hit a face like this :D
 
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GreenNnice

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All guys look. We expect that. But some guys gawk and drool. Tacky. I wouldn't say it out loud because in my book that would be just as tacky. I would simply leave ASAP and disappear from his radar.
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So julieannie you're taking my advice and writing a book :D
 
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violakat

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Well then, there you have it, a limey, slimey snowball that you can eat like a snowcone.
*Green gets out a sugar cone and dollops some of the blob onto it for vKat in a most gentlemanly way humanly possible so as not to drip any of that filthy, wretched smelling green stuff on her.
*Oops, sorry, vKat, let me take a napkin to that, it will only stain where it ka-platted on your shoe and on your face and.... :D

_____ Seriously, I am just kidding around with ya, vKAT ! I would never give you anything but Key Lime Pie fresh green cream pie in your face :D And, I am not a meany rough with my greeny stuff unlike somebody else I know that likes to hurt a guy.

Hey, VKat, you didn't really throw that snowball did you, just faked it, right? I mean, would you hit a face like this :D
Well, I might throw the snowball, but maybe not with a rock in it. lol But you wouldn't have to worry, it's everybody else, cause I have really bad aim.
 
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All guys look. We expect that. But some guys gawk and drool. Tacky. I wouldn't say it out loud because in my book that would be just as tacky. I would simply leave ASAP and disappear from his radar.
Well of course some guys gawk and drool... they're the ones looking for the more serious long term relationships... if a woman can't stand a bit of drool on her cleavage just think of how inappropriate she's gonna be when the first baby comes. I know I don't want malnourished children.
 

Liamson

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Well of course some guys gawk and drool... they're the ones looking for the more serious long term relationships... if a woman can't stand a bit of drool on her cleavage just think of how inappropriate she's gonna be when the first baby comes. I know I don't want malnourished children.
All I see is a big cry for attention.

"Hey look at me I'm a pig and deliberately divisive in a singles forum on the internet"

translates into: "I hate myself and any attention is positive attention. I want to hurt you, so that you will notice me, so that someone will notice me."

We still love you. :)