Valentine's Day Humor For Singles!!!

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coby

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skylove7 said:
I think singles tonight should celebrate 'Ex Valentines Day' lol

Then I can call up that guy I was in love with in 2003 that destroyed my heart and tell him I should get a chocolate lol
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hahahahahahahahaha
describe your ex in 3 words:
buys me chocolate
 
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crosstweed

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Lynx said:
I would have to specify a certain Batman before I could give an opinion on him. There are different versions. For the record I think the latest Batman movies suck rotten eggs. They go for gritty, dark story and turn Batman into basically a psycho who finds beneficial ways of expressing his psychoses. Kinda like Dexter - remember that show?

The original live action show Batman was of course cheesy, as were all of those shows at the time. The first Batman movie had a decent Batman. The Batman in the Justice League cartoon my brother was always watching was a bit too brooding and moody for my taste.

I think the best portrayal of Batman as he should be was in Batman: The Animated Series. He was more than a rich guy with gadgets fighting bad guys. He was doing a job that needed to be done. He saw being Batman as a responsibility, a service he was doing for the city he loved. Sure he used fear as a weapon, but it was always a means to an end, never an end to itself.

In every iteration of Hawkeye I have ever seen, he is just a guy shooting trick arrows. Can't even begin to compare to any Batman except maybe the very first cheesy one.
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I appreciate both silly Batman and gritty Batman. My understanding is that gritty Batman is much closer to the original comic books. While I technically prefer gritty Batman, I have a desperately hard time stomaching the billionaire-orphaned-by-criminals-ergo-via-vengeance-find-the-motivation-to-become-super-crime-fighting-machine plot line, whether it be in Batman or some other story.

I personally loathe Superman. For various reasons.

For some reason, though, I feel like Batman deserves a free pass on the superhero thing.
 
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LiJo

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Someone sent me this today...lol
 
Lynx

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Looks like a waste of good booze to me, but whatever works I guess...
 
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sweetcel

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You know ur single on Valentines if ur bitter.....;)
 
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didymos

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There's always hope... ;)

Woman who is celebrating a decade of marriage to her two pet CATS
says she has never been happier (and has no plans to find a human husband)


  • - Barbarella Buchner, 48, is celebrating the 10th anniversary of her marriage
  • - She 'married' 14-year-old cats Spider and Lugosi in January 2004
  • - Says they make her happier than a human husband ever could
  • - Cats consoled her during break-up with last serious boyfriend




http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2898715/Woman-celebrating-decade-marriage-two-pet-CATS-says-never-happier-no-plans-human-husband.html


 
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coby

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Few weeks back I got so sick of it I almost bought a rabbit. If a man ain't coming I'm gonna pick up a rabbit.
But then I realized I'd have to clean the cage and even that was too much effort.
 
zeroturbulence

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crosstweed said:
I appreciate both silly Batman and gritty Batman. My understanding is that gritty Batman is much closer to the original comic books. While I technically prefer gritty Batman, I have a desperately hard time stomaching the billionaire-orphaned-by-criminals-ergo-via-vengeance-find-the-motivation-to-become-super-crime-fighting-machine plot line, whether it be in Batman or some other story.

I personally loathe Superman. For various reasons.

For some reason, though, I feel like Batman deserves a free pass on the superhero thing.
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WARNING..SPOILER ALERT!!

...but they didn't just kill his family, they also tried to kill him..
 
garet82

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Well you know you are single
Then u need to check malls to get chocolate discount few days after Valentene's Day

Yay good offer 50% off ^_^ love the discount lol
 
garet82

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zaoman32 said:
No...I've been this attractive for as long as I can remember...

I remember being in my aunts wedding at 4 or 5, and those flirty bridesmaids telling me how cute I looked. Even the men were jealous. The told me I looked sharp with a bright flame of jealousy in their eyes
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Aww awww aww lol ^_^ thats funny
 
garet82

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zaoman32 said:
I found a picture of me and Descyple on a Valentines day card today, it said "Two hot guys for your lonely Valentines Day" I wonder what that was all about
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Lol lol
Thats very funny ^_^
 
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skylove7

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Does anybody know where all the chocolate in heart boxes goes to, that didn't sell this year?
I mean is it in some warehouse in Katmandu, with hyper active employees eating it lol
 
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skylove7

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When I was a child I heard the dear sweet country comedian Minnie Pearl talk about her boyfriend.....
She said
" Now folks my boyfriend told me I was his breath of spring,.....well wait I'm lyin to y'all now, he really said I was the end of a hard winter" lol
 
Lynx

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I dunno... Talking about love and romance and all that, and you mentioned Minnie Pearl, it reminds me of something else she said. Minnie Pearl said her Uncle Nabob claimed being married was like being in a hot bath. "After awhile... it ain't so hot."
 
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