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I like you so much I'm going to quit my job and stay with you all day tomorrow!! Or.. Wow, I could lay here all day with you.
NO. Go away. Go to work.
This is a huge red flag. Never give up your life and responsibilities as some act of affection... It translates to me that you'd give up everything for me and then i'd have to worry about entertaining you or supporting you until i could dump you off on someone else.
NO. Go away. Go to work.
This is a huge red flag. Never give up your life and responsibilities as some act of affection... It translates to me that you'd give up everything for me and then i'd have to worry about entertaining you or supporting you until i could dump you off on someone else.
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Get down!!!! ... phew, cops just went by
That was a fun adventure. ]sarcasm[
I think the best was while watching a tv program like cops... called High Desert Fugitives. ...
I looked at the TV... Looked at "richard" looked back at the TV... kinda processed it... at which point he looked at me and casually got up and turned off the TV and said, 'So, are you hungry?"
I was like .. wait a minute... I was watching that. He said, "Well they have it all wrong!" Then he got agitated and I said, "actually I could use a hamburger, I'll buy you one too, race you to the car, I'm driving."
Turns out it WAS him on the TV and he swore up and down he was innocent. I dropped him off at his trailer and never saw him again.
That was a fun adventure. ]sarcasm[
I think the best was while watching a tv program like cops... called High Desert Fugitives. ...
I looked at the TV... Looked at "richard" looked back at the TV... kinda processed it... at which point he looked at me and casually got up and turned off the TV and said, 'So, are you hungry?"
I was like .. wait a minute... I was watching that. He said, "Well they have it all wrong!" Then he got agitated and I said, "actually I could use a hamburger, I'll buy you one too, race you to the car, I'm driving."
Turns out it WAS him on the TV and he swore up and down he was innocent. I dropped him off at his trailer and never saw him again.
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*is studying responses thoroughly in preparation for Sunday afternoon*
Okay, here's a few.
10. "Would you consider wearing this eyepatch? I really have a thing for pirates."
9. "I'm against the idea of natural procreation. We're beyond that now, aren't we? Totally cloning myself in a few years, and we'll just raise a tiny little me."
8. "It's good thing you play bass. Word of advice: NEVER make out with a drummer. Or a lead singer. Or anyone, actually."
7. "Say, you don't live within 500 feet of a school or a daycare center, right?"
6. "I've been to this restaurant before. It's where the skip tracer grabbed me a few years ago."
5. "I might be the first person in history to have developed a natural resistance to pepper spray."
4. "I brought a copy of my most recent blood test. Standard procedure, right?"
3. "Something unique about me? ... Well, they once based an episode of Law and Order off of something that happened to me."
2. "Mimosas are nice and all, but they really don't pack the same kind of buzz you get when you do 'shrooms and acid simultaneously. I just came down this morning, you know?"
And the number one thing you don't say on a first date:
1. "Will Schuster's got NOTHING on MY sweater vest collection! You wanna shotgun a season of Glee next time you have a free Saturday?"
Okay, here's a few.
10. "Would you consider wearing this eyepatch? I really have a thing for pirates."
9. "I'm against the idea of natural procreation. We're beyond that now, aren't we? Totally cloning myself in a few years, and we'll just raise a tiny little me."
8. "It's good thing you play bass. Word of advice: NEVER make out with a drummer. Or a lead singer. Or anyone, actually."
7. "Say, you don't live within 500 feet of a school or a daycare center, right?"
6. "I've been to this restaurant before. It's where the skip tracer grabbed me a few years ago."
5. "I might be the first person in history to have developed a natural resistance to pepper spray."
4. "I brought a copy of my most recent blood test. Standard procedure, right?"
3. "Something unique about me? ... Well, they once based an episode of Law and Order off of something that happened to me."
2. "Mimosas are nice and all, but they really don't pack the same kind of buzz you get when you do 'shrooms and acid simultaneously. I just came down this morning, you know?"
And the number one thing you don't say on a first date:
1. "Will Schuster's got NOTHING on MY sweater vest collection! You wanna shotgun a season of Glee next time you have a free Saturday?"
