Why is it that the mosquitoes have attacked only my right arm?
Why is it that I keep leaving the screen door open and then get irritated that there are flies in my house?
Why is it that the kitten is laying in the window where there are 3 flies buzzing around, and she's not doing her job and eating them?
Why is it that Dora the Explorer is so fascinating to children, and so painfully torturous to adults?