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"Alexander!" Mom snapped . I did nearly jump out of my skin. Caught yet again.. Shoot, I knew better then to read books about werewolves and other myths and legends before I'd taken time to read my Bible. You'd think I'd know better by now. "Sorry Mom..."
Bubble bath
Mosquito
Paranoia
Soothing
Swollen
J
“Young lady”, I heard my mother say, did you forget all about what I told you to do with the Mosquito bites?
She stood in front of me. Her voice was not Soothing, like I was used to. She had this well developed Paranoia. She hated bugs. She thought they were specifically going after her, poor woman.
I looked at her, my face was Swollen, not exactly a sight for sore eyes.
Rather it was just like it would have been if I had spent a week in the Bubble bath.
My mother handed me a towel and left.
Casserole
Crawdads
Front porch swing
Live Oak
Dirt road
She stood in front of me. Her voice was not Soothing, like I was used to. She had this well developed Paranoia. She hated bugs. She thought they were specifically going after her, poor woman.
I looked at her, my face was Swollen, not exactly a sight for sore eyes.
Rather it was just like it would have been if I had spent a week in the Bubble bath.
My mother handed me a towel and left.
Casserole
Crawdads
Front porch swing
Live Oak
Dirt road
T
I stared into the hotdish--casserole, as they'd call it down here, and looked with distaste at the little legged insects they called crawdads. To be fair, they were actually not insects, but I couldn't get over how they looked. Back home, hotdish was just noodles, or potatoes and veggies, and a can of cream of mushroom soup, topped with french onions. Crayfish--racoon food!--Did not belong. I took a deep breath to try to steady out my out-of-control emotions. Engagement or no engagement, I was beginning to think I didn't belong.
I went out with my meal to sit on the front porch swing and think. From here I could see the live oak tree, the different varieties of grass and flowers, and the red dirt road winding away into the hills, and I felt suddenly homesick for the vast flatness of the northern prairies. The black earth and wild smell on the wind. For the birds and air and plants of my first love--the land.
Nathan found me a few minutes later and sat down next to me. We sat there a long time, not looking at each other, neither of us knowing what to say, not knowing what the future held for us, just knowing that we loved each other, and somehow knowing in our hearts that I was going back.
Forget
Onion
Over
Suddenly
Page
I went out with my meal to sit on the front porch swing and think. From here I could see the live oak tree, the different varieties of grass and flowers, and the red dirt road winding away into the hills, and I felt suddenly homesick for the vast flatness of the northern prairies. The black earth and wild smell on the wind. For the birds and air and plants of my first love--the land.
Nathan found me a few minutes later and sat down next to me. We sat there a long time, not looking at each other, neither of us knowing what to say, not knowing what the future held for us, just knowing that we loved each other, and somehow knowing in our hearts that I was going back.
Forget
Onion
Over
Suddenly
Page
Samuel leaned in to kiss me... his lips almost touching mine when it hit me.. "Onions?!?! REALLY SAMUEL???"
How did he forget he planned our first kiss for tonight, and ate onions with his dinner. Just as suddenly as it began , turn the page , the romantic moment was over.
Girdle
Coconut oil
E-harmony
Subside
Click
J
Surely, Miss Iris was making groceries and was looking for the coconut oil the store owner, Mr Williams, had told her about. Her face went all red every time she saw him.
The very same Mr Williams was now hiding behind the shelves, you know, of course, he wasn’t really into that E-Harmony thing, and was fixing to ask Miss Iris to go see “Click” with him.
Miss Iris, yet not aware of Mr Williams plans, was now unknowingly approaching the lingerie section. Just out of nothing she saw a girdle, and for a second, no, for five full seconds her crush on Mr Williams could best be described in the terms of subside and its equivalents. Needless to say, though, her crush was back at full steam whenever Mr Williams materialized and asked her for a date.
Nail polish
bracelet
Ford
Lucy
Ernest Hemingway
The very same Mr Williams was now hiding behind the shelves, you know, of course, he wasn’t really into that E-Harmony thing, and was fixing to ask Miss Iris to go see “Click” with him.
Miss Iris, yet not aware of Mr Williams plans, was now unknowingly approaching the lingerie section. Just out of nothing she saw a girdle, and for a second, no, for five full seconds her crush on Mr Williams could best be described in the terms of subside and its equivalents. Needless to say, though, her crush was back at full steam whenever Mr Williams materialized and asked her for a date.
Nail polish
bracelet
Ford
Lucy
Ernest Hemingway
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“Oh crap”, said the professor to Miss Ella, one of the students unfortunate enough to be in his class. “This is just another serendipitous discovery of yours. It’s null and void.” He was smoking his pipe and waved her out of his office. “You do realize, young lady, that university is not meant for you. Why don’t you go visit an equestrian club? Would be far more useful than studying in your case”. She said nothing and got up from the velvet chair and left. I need new knickers, she thought.
Blazing
Mountain
View
Lizard
Armadillos
This had been the most amazing trip I'd ever taken.. I sit here , high on the mountain I spent all day hiking, staring at the blazing fire I built myself and recall all the wildlife I'd encountered in one day. In this one day I'd seen deer, armadillos , a huge brown bear and even a tiny green lizzard. This was more life than I'd seen in the mundane call center I've been working in the past 5 years since moving to the city. I lay by the fire and enjoy the view as the day creeps away and the stars slowly make their appearance and think to myself "Now this is the life."
Pipp
Sacred
Hero
Crown
Blade