You know you're getting old when.........

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blue_ladybug

blue_ladybug

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you get out of bed and your bones go snap crackle pop like a bowl of rice krispies..lol.. :)
 
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jennymae

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My dad says that you know youre getting old whenever your arms are too short for reading...
 
melita916

melita916

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when starting a movie after 9 pm means falling asleep and not knowing how that movie ends :p
 
mailmandan

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When you take a nap right before you go to bed.
 
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Marian29

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when you can't loose weight easily...
 
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Marian29

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When kids starts going to university...
 
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ServantStrike

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blue_ladybug said:
you get out of bed and your bones go snap crackle pop like a bowl of rice krispies..lol.. :)
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My jaw did that at dinner. No idea why it did it, it didn't really hurt but I'd have thought I chipped a tooth if I was biting something (I was actually opening my mouth at the time).


Story of my life - I'm doing something and I wonder "did I just get injured, I don't know - am I injured?" Of course I keep going until it's certain that I am in fact injured, or until the blood loss makes me pass out, whichever comes first.


You know you're getting old when you actually stop because you're injured. Back in the day, that never warranted an excuse to interrupt whatever you were doing.
 
Descyple

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You know you're getting old when......................... flies begin using the laugh lines in your face as landing strips.
 
blue_ladybug

blue_ladybug

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you yawn more than your cat does.. and she yawns ALOT.. :/
 
blue_ladybug

blue_ladybug

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you walk into a room to get something and you completely forget what you're looking for..
 
Lynx

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When you believe in the hereafter. You walk into a room and suddenly wonder, "What did I come here after?"
 
mailmandan

mailmandan

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When you say "hurry up I have to pee" during romance.
 
blue_ladybug

blue_ladybug

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when your 80-year-old mother can move faster than you can, even though you're 40 years younger.. #true story
 
p_rehbein

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...........when you have to weed eat your ears........sigh
 
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IsabellaRose

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when you stand up and your legs click
 
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