You know you're getting old when.........

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You know you're getting old when you go on Twitter---- your pet horse...
 

Pipp

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How often do we equivocate getting old with just being lazy and out of shape?
You calling me lazy and Out of shape ???
You wanna take this outside ???
*takes off my earrings *

Jk... you're right... I am lazy (sometimes ) and out of shape ( unless you count round)
 

Mo0448

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You know you're getting old when you refer to "#" as a pound sign and people correct you by calling it a hashtag...I hate being considered a Millennial..............
 

OwzK

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Ok... so this thread was birthed from a conversation I had today with a friend about my arm being out of joint . I was asked "Oh, how did you do that ?!?! " Part of me wanted to lie and say I was boldly fighting ninjas and got put in a death hold or something along those lines, but alas the truth is what he got. I slept on it the wrong way. Yep , that's it... nothing more exciting. I thought to myself " darn... you know you're getting old when you can dislocate a limb in your sleep."

Have any of you guys had one of these moments ? If so please share so I'm not alone . Lol

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:O I hope the first picture isn't true!!! Because it me perfectly and I'm only 22
 

Descyple

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You know you're getting old when...................... you are a KJV Onlyist, because when you were a kid, the KJV was the only English translation that existed!!!


Note: it's just a joke, no need to start a translation debate here. Move right along folks!!!
 

zeroturbulence

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You calling me lazy and Out of shape ???
You wanna take this outside ???
*takes off my earrings *

Jk... you're right... I am lazy (sometimes ) and out of shape ( unless you count round)
Don't say that, Pipp! You are beautiful! And anything but lazy! :rolleyes:
 

shineyourlight

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You know you're getting old when you refer to "#" as a pound sign and people correct you by calling it a hashtag...I hate being considered a Millennial..............
You, millennial, you.
 

shineyourlight

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You calling me lazy and Out of shape ???
You wanna take this outside ???
*takes off my earrings *

Jk... you're right... I am lazy (sometimes ) and out of shape ( unless you count round)
Pipp, I don't think he was referring to you. He was speaking generally. :)
 

Pipp

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Thank you guys... I was just picking with Born_Again :)
 

Born_Again

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You calling me lazy and Out of shape ???
You wanna take this outside ???
*takes off my earrings *

Jk... you're right... I am lazy (sometimes ) and out of shape ( unless you count round)
HAHA!! Bring it!! :p Feeling froggy? Well, start jumpin.. lol ;)
 
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My sister and I were just saying this yesterday... "You know you're getting old when you stand up and you hear at least 5 different bones involuntarily crack and pop!" XD
 

Born_Again

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My sister and I were just saying this yesterday... "You know you're getting old when you stand up and you hear at least 5 different bones involuntarily crack and pop!" XD
Thats fairly accurate. LOL
 
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You know you're getting old when you make the same sounds your grandparents made when they sat up or sat down. Really old, when you realize you've been making grandparent-sounds for a long time. lol
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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You know you're getting old when your regular grooming routine has to make room for hair removal from your ears and nose. You also find yourself needing to trim your eyebrows frequently so you don't look like Thufir Hawat.

You know you're getting old when the music begins to be played too loud, and you can't recognize anything resembling actual music being played on pop radio.

You know you're getting old when you are eliminating McDonalds from your diet to make room for things like prune juice - just to keep things moving along.
 

Lynx

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You know you're getting old when you are eliminating McDonalds from your diet to make room for things like prune juice - just to keep things moving along.
Hmm... I like prunes... and prune juice... not for keeping things moving, I just like them... and I loathe fast food factories...

Oh dear, am I OLD?!
 
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NukePooch

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Huh? What was the question?

 
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NukePooch

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You know you're getting old when.........

...when you look at Seoulsearch's avatar, and the first thing that springs to mind is Brandon Lee from The Crow. And then you realize The Crow was released...when you were in college. And since you're now back in college, you realize that The Crow came out years before the kids who are currently your classmates were even born. Then you put it all together, and realize that you are as old (or older) than the PARENTS of your current classmates.

Then you come in here to post and realize it's 8:54PM, and you need to go to bed.
 
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SweetmorningDew78

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You know you are getting old when....


You and your teeth don't sleep together :D

'read this somewhere :D :D