Christian pick up lines?

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benottranformed

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and I don't see any mockery in this God knows our hearts and intentions and as Christians we shouldn't jump to thinking we know what people mean when they say things if you don't think its appropriate to say then don't repeat it but I don't think God wants us not to laugh and be silly. I think they was cute
 
jamie26301

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Correction to post #15:

I don't see mocking going on. lol
 
kingerik

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MarkMulder said:
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Soo...what do you call the pick up lines in Songs of Solomon, though they are outdated, they definitely are pick up lines...Now none of us are actually trying to pick up girls with these (they wouldn't go very far), we are using them as jokes and not being uptight about it. You're being a little to deep about it. It's not that serious, but some have a bigger sense of humor then others and others don't.

God has a sense of humor, believe it or not, is where we get from..
 
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MarkMulder

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kingerik said:
God has a sense of humor, believe it or not, is where we get from..
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True, God must have a sense of humour, because He created YOU...

[and no, that isn't a pick up line] :rolleyes:
 
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Rush

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kingerik said:
Read my sig! I've used pick up lines and I don't use them as a way to pick up girls but as light and funny joke, I was so good at them that even my teachers wanted me to tell them pick up lines! I actually think, they can be used to introduce christ

Girl, you know why Solomon had over 700 wives...it's because he never met you.



Is this seat saved? Are you?

I'm not catholic, but girl, I have a confession to make.

Jesus may have my heart, but you can have my number.


The Song of solomon even have pickup lines!
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haha love it dude. Great sense of humour. Some lucky lady is going to nab you up in a few years if she's not eyeing you off already!! :)
 
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Rush

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I needed a grand laugh after the last few weeks. God bless you champs with a grand sense of humour! :)
 
jamie26301

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MarkMulder said:
True, God must have a sense of humour, because He created YOU...
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So says the one who preaches about not mocking. (Right after Jesus said to love God, He said to love your neighbor.) I'm not criticizing the words themselves, I'm criticizing the appearance of hypocrisy behind them (appearance - I'm not making a definitive judgement).
 
kingerik

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MarkMulder said:
True, God must have a sense of humour, because He created YOU...

[and no, that isn't a pick up line] :rolleyes:
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Ha!!!!!!! That's pretty funny, I'm going to use that on some brothers! :D
 
Livvy_Holt

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YoungJesusFreak said:
Y'all have any Christian pick up lines?? I have few,
So I've been reading in the book of numbers, and I suddenly realized, I don't have yours.

I would say God bless you, but it looks like he Already has.


Jesus was calling you, mind if I do the same?

It took God 7 days to create the world, but it'll only take 7 digits to change mine. (Used that one and it worked)

I hear your looking for a knight and shinning armor, well, I happen to be wearing the full armor of God.

I'd leave 99 sheep to go find you!

Hope y'all laughed at these. What y'all got? Or have you ever used one? Did it work???
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hahahahahaha! THese are AWESOME! Love 'em so much! :D
 
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