A simple Christian chain story

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jaylynn83

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So the man sat down with his smelly body and started eating all the cookies!!!!!! He ate sooo many that............
 
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missy2shoes

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his stomach grew to the size of a watermelon......................he was now known as The Watermelon Guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Everywhere we went... people would yell HEEEYYY WATERMELLON!!!! the man would get so sad that he would try to run away, but his stomach was so big it would just bounce up and knock him out
 
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missy2shoes

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until oneday............ :)p)
 
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He went to the doctor and said HEELPP ME ...... my stomach is so big it keeps.............
 
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missy2shoes

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getting in the way of everything I do......hmmmm said the Dr........take these pills, go to a Benny Hinn crusade and you will be fine........
 
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So the man packed his stuff and headed out to a Benny Hinn crusade where Benny flung his 1,000 dollar suit coat over the mans LARGE stomach and suddenly.........
 
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missy2shoes

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POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Benny grabbed his 1,000 dollar coat as fast as he could so the stomach juices wouldnt get on it!! The man cried My stttoooommmaaaccchhh AAAAHHHHHHH
 
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missy2shoes

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Benny yelllled.....MY $!,000 COATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
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The man yelled.......MMMMYYYYY FIIIIIVVEEE DOOOLLLLAAAARR SHHIIIIRRRRT ISSSS RUUUUUUUUIIIINNNEED WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
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missy2shoes

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Benny crieddddddddddddddd.............MY $250,000 shoesssssssssssssssssss are RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Benny stumbled around in shock at his alligator skin shoes being ruined!!!!! QUUIIICCKKK SOMEONE...... FIND ME ANOTHER GATOR!!!!!!!!
 
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missy2shoes

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Crocodile Dundee walks in......I'll find ya a gator......;)
 
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Arcticstorm

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but the gator is too smart for Crocodile dundee and less then 10 secs later dundee is nothing but a huge smear of blood smeared all over the floor and the crocs mouth.
 
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missy2shoes

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*Arctic LOL*
....in walks Sard Wonder Spray lady from the telly....'I can remove those blood stains in an instant' she promises............
 
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Sooo shes scrubbin and scrubbin....... aaaaaaaaaand scrubbin... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnndddddd scruuuuuubbbbbiing
 
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missy2shoes

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she's gettin' all hot and bothered......TURN OFF THE CAMERA!!!!!!!!......she growls at the telly cameramen crew
 
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The camera crew walks away just as flustered as the sard wonder spray lady is........... Just as the camera crew is roundin the corner, They see.........
 
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2 Jehova witnesses heading their way.........
 
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