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There once was a boy named Sam
who valued the taste of Spam
He found it delish
a truly great dish
the non-ham that's sold in a can
Everyday Sam would eat the dish
He'd never eat pork or beans or fish
No, he'd just sit there all day on his butt eating Spam
...that is... until the great day he met Pam!
Pam was a veggie freak, you see
"There'll never be any Spam for me!
I enjoy eating veggies, I like them a lot!
They don't make me fat, and they're not evil like pot!
Veggies are the best, you HAVE to agree
or you'll never EVER go out with me"
How could he refuse?
She looked to good to be true...
So every day they went out and said
"Honey, I love you"
But soon, Sam started to miss
that strange meat
"Oh why can't I try
that most wonderful treat!?"
The Spam Fairy appeared and said
"Dump that old hag!
Who cares if she's pretty?
All she can do is nag!
Go back to your true love
that most wonderful snack!
LEAVE her atop on that hill
in her shack!"
So Sam went back to eating Spam
and he never ever remembered Pam
which is how it should be... because Pam was not nice
(truth be told, she was not even a lover of rice)
There was only one type of thing
Pam liked, you see,
and THAT was the addictive
beverage called coffee
Thus, Pam was a liar
and we're glad that she's gone
'cause her appearance
made this poem far too long
*in explanation... Pam was not evil because she loved veggies, but because she LIED about loving veggies and such... ha, not like this poem really needs explaining*
who valued the taste of Spam
He found it delish
a truly great dish
the non-ham that's sold in a can
Everyday Sam would eat the dish
He'd never eat pork or beans or fish
No, he'd just sit there all day on his butt eating Spam
...that is... until the great day he met Pam!
Pam was a veggie freak, you see
"There'll never be any Spam for me!
I enjoy eating veggies, I like them a lot!
They don't make me fat, and they're not evil like pot!
Veggies are the best, you HAVE to agree
or you'll never EVER go out with me"
How could he refuse?
She looked to good to be true...
So every day they went out and said
"Honey, I love you"
But soon, Sam started to miss
that strange meat
"Oh why can't I try
that most wonderful treat!?"
The Spam Fairy appeared and said
"Dump that old hag!
Who cares if she's pretty?
All she can do is nag!
Go back to your true love
that most wonderful snack!
LEAVE her atop on that hill
in her shack!"
So Sam went back to eating Spam
and he never ever remembered Pam
which is how it should be... because Pam was not nice
(truth be told, she was not even a lover of rice)
There was only one type of thing
Pam liked, you see,
and THAT was the addictive
beverage called coffee
Thus, Pam was a liar
and we're glad that she's gone
'cause her appearance
made this poem far too long
*in explanation... Pam was not evil because she loved veggies, but because she LIED about loving veggies and such... ha, not like this poem really needs explaining*
