Visiting the Dentist

[jaylynn83]

hahahahah ohhhhhhhhh thats great!!!!!!!!!!! If a really cute guy came up to me and his breath was SMEEELLLLY i would ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.... it would totally not be worth it

 

[missy2shoes]

yeaaaaaaaa......such a shame though......LOL

 

[jaylynn83]

if there was a guy you really really liked..... you loved his personality, he was soo nice ........ but his breath was KICKIN!!! would you tell him??

 

[missy2shoes]

hahaha love that.....if his breath was kickin' ....hahaha.....uhmmmmm gee.....gosh.....yea .....but how?????????????????????????????????

 

[jaylynn83]

see i dont know if i would be able to!!! i dunno maybe you could say YOUR BREATH STINKS.......... in a foreign language and pray god supernaturally reavels to him the translation

 

[missy2shoes]

hahahaha........I might try saying something like.......man I really really love these new mints....mmmmmm.....yum yum.......here try one and tell me what ya think?? LOL

 

[jaylynn83]

you should say.... as a matter of fact......... TAKE THE WHOLE BOX!! go on...... try pouring them all in your mouth AT ONCE!!!!

 

[missy2shoes]

LOLOL.....yea make a competition out of it.....lets see who can stuff as many of these mints in our mouths at once.....goooooo.....hehe guys always like to win a competition no matter what it is lol

 

[jaylynn83]

hahahahahah another game that helps with smelly breath is LETS SEE how far we can stand apart and still hear each other!!!

 

[missy2shoes]

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy that's a great one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........and what about the old...........I'll turn my back and you turn your back.......so that we can look at other things beside each other while talking idea.....haha

 

[jaylynn83]

hahahah i love that one!!! ooor what about the timeless........ lets see how long we can go without actually TALKING!

 

[missy2shoes]

LOL....now that is a classic ........but let's not forget the.......lets wear a mask and pretend we're dr's in sugery that do surgery for the rest of their lives 24/7, so they can never remove the masks ever........game

 

[jaylynn83]

hahahahah YES YES missy that truly is timeless........... what about the ol lets pretend our jaws are wired shut so we cant open our mouths to talk........ or to even eat...........

 

[missy2shoes]

man I need to take notes lol.....ya know just in case .........and here's a tip for any guys who read this thread.....continuing with oral hygiene.....don't go giving sloppy wet kisses.....it's just soooooooooooooooooooooooo ewww

 

[jaylynn83]

that is sooo true missy........ slooppy wet kisses are the worst...... i mean if you wanted one of those... you could just put your face in a horses mouth

 

[missy2shoes]

hahahaha yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..................................no hubby of mine is ever gonna give me a wet sloppy kiss..........or be a lip lickerer....haha....please just put some chapstick on....don't lick them!!!!!

 

[jaylynn83]

hahahah thats right guys.... DO NOT be a lip lickerer............ and please.... please..... when you kiss a woman do NOT open your mouth as wide as you possibly can..... the idea is not to swallow your girlfriends head......

 

[missy2shoes]

LOLOLOL....................we are giving you gold here guys goldddddddddddddd.......................

 

[jaylynn83]

hahahah THATS RIGHT.............. they would be really stupid not to make note of all of these things!!!! Kissing is an art...... and its easily screwed up.......

 

[missy2shoes]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooo easily screwed up lemme tells ya...............a man who knows how to kiss, is far above rubies, a rare rare thing indeed......the guy in Song of Songs knew a thing or two I'ma a guessin'