The Conspiracy of all Conspiracies!

[Blain]

Hello this is the paranoia hot line please wait while we check your level of paranoia and the right string of therapist who wont be able to help you.

If you are or have been a conspiracy theorist please state you current level of paranoia

-A: you believe that someone somewhere is watching your every move knows your name address number and security code and is coming for you.

B- Big foot has seen you take his beef Jerky and is currently ripping you to shreds.

C- the aliens have abducted you and changed your dna so you can board the mother ship and live with your true kind

and D- you think your Psycho Girlfriend/Boyfriend is really a blood thirsty mass murderer and wants your soul.

If you have chosen any of these odds are you have a very deep level of paranoia and are likely calling us from inside your dark closet and havent been outside in years due to either these or you are very sure the sun is out to get you. The correct officials have been notified and you will be taken to the mental hospital in a straight jacket inside a small dark and damp room because you were right we have come for you and you have no escape ty for calling the Paranoia hot line we appreciate your call and please do not hesitate to ask how we can serve you better in the future

 

[blue_ladybug]

Hello this is the paranoia hot line please wait while we check your level of paranoia and the right string of therapist who wont be able to help you.

If you are or have been a conspiracy theorist please state you current level of paranoia

-A: you believe that someone somewhere is watching your every move knows your name address number and security code and is coming for you.

B- Big foot has seen you take his beef Jerky and is currently ripping you to shreds.

C- the aliens have abducted you and changed your dna so you can board the mother ship and live with your true kind

and D- you think your Psycho Girlfriend/Boyfriend is really a blood thirsty mass murderer and wants your soul.

If you have chosen any of these odds are you have a very deep level of paranoia and are likely calling us from inside your dark closet and havent been outside in years due to either these or you are very sure the sun is out to get you. The correct officials have been notified and you will be taken to the mental hospital in a straight jacket inside a small dark and damp room because you were right we have come for you and you have no escape ty for calling the Paranoia hot line we appreciate your call and please do not hesitate to ask how we can serve you better in the future

​You may want to refrain from calling these people 'paranoid'. They tend to get touchy when people call them that. Just sayin'...

 

[Trinity33]

Hello this is the paranoia hot line please wait while we check your level of paranoia and the right string of therapist who wont be able to help you.

If you are or have been a conspiracy theorist please state you current level of paranoia

-A: you believe that someone somewhere is watching your every move knows your name address number and security code and is coming for you.

B- Big foot has seen you take his beef Jerky and is currently ripping you to shreds.

C- the aliens have abducted you and changed your dna so you can board the mother ship and live with your true kind

and D- you think your Psycho Girlfriend/Boyfriend is really a blood thirsty mass murderer and wants your soul.

If you have chosen any of these odds are you have a very deep level of paranoia and are likely calling us from inside your dark closet and havent been outside in years due to either these or you are very sure the sun is out to get you. The correct officials have been notified and you will be taken to the mental hospital in a straight jacket inside a small dark and damp room because you were right we have come for you and you have no escape ty for calling the Paranoia hot line we appreciate your call and please do not hesitate to ask how we can serve you better in the future

lol A & C for sure possibly B also but I draw the line on ever letting a blood thirsty murder have my soul

 

[blue_ladybug]

lol A & C for sure possibly B also but I draw the line on ever letting a blood thirsty murder have my soul

'A' would be the NSA..lol.. so EVERYONE is paranoid about that.

'B'- Me and Bigfoot have an understanding when it comes to beef jerky..lol He hands it over without question.

'C' Aliens have switched my DNA soooo many times..I'm some kind of hybrid..lol

'D' does not apply to me. However, I am suspicious of the cat.


​LOL!!

 

[Brainfreeze]

John 8:44
You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.


2 Chronicles 18:22
"So now the LORD has put a deceiving spirit in the mouths of these prophets of yours. The LORD has decreed disaster for you."




Don't know about how many people, but false spirits are watching and God and His angels are watching also.

Job 15:3
3The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.

 

[Blain]

John 8:44
You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.


2 Chronicles 18:22
"So now the LORD has put a deceiving spirit in the mouths of these prophets of yours. The LORD has decreed disaster for you."




Don't know about how many people, but false spirits are watching and God and His angels are watching also.

Job 15:3
3The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.

Umm when your quoting the first two scriptures is that meant for me? Because it was just a joke

 

[Brainfreeze]

Umm when your quoting the first two scriptures is that meant for me? Because it was just a joke

No ...there all meant just to give y'all understanding that the false spirit can look like a conspiracy is all. Don't be deceived.
Some of it no joke, aliens, I think are false spirits

big foot though...lol

 

[Trinity33]

No ...there all meant just to give y'all understanding that the false spirit can look like a conspiracy is all. Don't be deceived.
Some of it no joke, aliens, I think are false spirits

big foot though...lol

yes your right! It only takes researching neliphem on the internet to realize what we have and what were dealing with. That is not conspiracy, it is what has been passed down from our oldest civilization....just look toward the pyramid's in Egypt. I mean that's probably one starting point.

 

[Brainfreeze]

yes your right! It only takes researching neliphem on the internet to realize what we have and what were dealing with. That is not conspiracy, it is what has been passed down from our oldest civilization....just look toward the pyramid's in Egypt. I mean that's probably one starting point.

The Georgia guide stones freaked my sister out, but yeah the fallen angels. Ancient babylon or "mystery babylon" good starting point as well.

 

[Blain]

I tried to call the hot line but they said I was to sane for them, oh well maybe I will go into politics.

I dont believe in aliens I think they are just fallen angels they have shown themselves in the past and they will do it again.

I also think they had something to do with the pyramids, i mean back then they had hardly any technology and yet they did something that only we could do in our age?

 

[Trinity33]

I tried to call the hot line but they said I was to sane for them, oh well maybe I will go into politics.

I dont believe in aliens I think they are just fallen angels they have shown themselves in the past and they will do it again.

I also think they had something to do with the pyramids, i mean back then they had hardly any technology and yet they did something that only we could do in our age?

i completely agree with you Blain. Its amazing what ancient Egypt produces just in the pyramids alone not to mention all the other stone statues, obelisk ( which are around our nations capital D.C)just so much...... makes more sense now.

 

[kennethcadwell]

I do believe some conspiracy theorist's are way out there, and out of their mind, but I do not discount all conspiracy theories.

The bible even tells us to test, and question all things.
We are not to take things at face value, especially if things just don't fit the way they were reported.

Aliens I agree with Blain that are from the fallen angels or demons causing strife to make some not believe in God.
As for UFO's I can not say for sure except for more deception in the past, but in more recent times from the 80's to now I believe most of them are government experimentation.
Big foot could be either giants still around, or could be remnant of an ancient creature or even now day creature that is very elusive and has not been caught to study.

Now other conspiracies like 9/11 I believe some of what others have said, and have dismissed others. There is a lot of things that took place on that day that just do not add up. So questions are very much required.

 

[JamesJ]

True logic dictates... Just because your paranoid, doesn't mean they are not out to get you.