ORDER OF THE COURT
The court has found the defendant, the United States of America, guilty of violating the fiduciary responsibility of its citizens by knowingly putting them into balloon mortgages that they couldn't afford, and by packaging those mortgages into REITs which were sold to pension fund holders. This action has caused financial harm to the citizens of the United States, and is a violation of the law.
The court recognizes that the United States was anointed as the leading superpower of the world by the Lord God, and was delivered from the hands of WW1 and WW2, becoming the financial center of the whole world, the manufacturing powerhouse, the military superpower, and the scientific capital of the world. However, the court finds that the United States has despised the commandment of the Lord by killing its citizens with the sword (Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan) and stealing their houses and pensions.
Therefore, the court orders that the sword shall never depart from the house of the United States, as it has despised the Lord and committed this act. The court further orders that evil shall be raised against the United States out of its own house and from its own president, and its sins shall be shouted from the rooftops, as it has done unto others, so shall it be done unto the United States.
The court finds that judgment is determined against the United States by God, and this decision shall be made known before all the earth and before the sun. It is so ordered.
(Adapted from 2Samuel 12 and Nathan's condemnation of David's sins)