The matchmaking thread

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seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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Markum1972 said:
I know it isn't as funny if I have to explain it, but the joke was...

<looks up at list>

[SUP]20 [/SUP]And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.

<yawns> Why do I suddenly feel so sleepy?

<drum roll please... thanks iTOREtheSKY>

[SUP]21 [/SUP]And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;

Bazinga!
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Ha ha ha, I'm sorry Markum, I'm a little slow. I actually went back and reread the post last night and THEN got it...

So when you wake up, I guess you are going to be missing one big rip!!! (Hope she's pretty!) :)
 
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Chrissy77

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Tintin said:
Only popular on CC, mate. Only on CC. In real life it's very different.
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Oh that's hard to believe. If it is true then its just because the women near you don't know when they see something good.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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#83
Chrissy77 said:
Oh that's hard to believe. If it is true then its just because the women near you don't know when they see something good.
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ohhhhhhhhhhh SNAP she read your buns TinTin!
 
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Chrissy77

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#84
seoulsearch said:
Ha ha ha, I'm sorry Markum, I'm a little slow. I actually went back and reread the post last night and THEN got it...

So when you wake up, I guess you are going to be missing one big rip!!! (Hope she's pretty!) :)
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I took it as a joke but I just realized I wasn't getting what he said either. Actually if is even funnier the second time around when you understand it.
 
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SeatBelt

Guest
#85
#85
iTOREtheSKY said:
No..You with Powemm!!!!!!! Sweet & Sour Chicken,do I have to come get you & then go get her & stick you to on a deserted island or something?? lol
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No, you silly, you lock them in a high tower in a Cob Castle.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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#87
SeatBelt said:
No, you silly, you lock them in a high tower in a Cob Castle.
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Yer' right! I was figuring the island is already there...I'd have to build them the cob home 1st. Unless I dump them on the island & then while they are there all in love & junk..I can fashion them the cob home as a wedding gift!!! I am brilliant! lol
 
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violakat

Guest
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#88
Chrissy77 said:
Tintin probably thinks I am OLD!!! He might suggest a recount or do over or a pawning off
of Chrissy,lol.
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Don't worry, I'm the oldest on the list. So wait, does that make me the matriarch of this weird marriage. Hmmm, I think I can handle that. NOT!!
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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May 23, 2009
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iTOREtheSKY said:
ohhhhhhhhhhh SNAP she read your buns TinTin!
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Wait a minute...

Someone's buns have writing on them?

Did I accidentally wander into the "Do You Have a Tattoo?" thread again???
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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#90
SeatBelt said:
not even sure what that means, but I "liked" it .
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LOL was like she was putting him in his place...but I have to use the word "buns" because too many frail souls will wither up & their faith in God would be shattered if they saw the word " *$$ " in print outside of the bible.LOL
 
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Powemm

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#91
I don't even know what to say but OMG!Lol
 
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Chrissy77

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iTOREtheSKY said:
No..You with Powemm!!!!!!! Sweet & Sour Chicken,do I have to come get you & then go get her & stick you to on a deserted island or something?? lol
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I agree! I get Powemmm cause that's what friends are for.
 
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MissCris

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#93
Ya'll people forgot to match up a lot of other people.

*crawls back under rock and peeks out with binoculars*
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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MissCris said:
Ya'll people forgot to match up a lot of other people.

*crawls back under rock and peeks out with binoculars*
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I guess for the rest of us who weren't matched with TinTin... you know, all 6 of us who are left... We just kinda gave up hope! ;)
 
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Powemm

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#95
I gotta read and catch up ... I gotta see what you rascals are up too..
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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#96
MissCris said:
Ya'll people forgot to match up a lot of other people.

*crawls back under rock and peeks out with binoculars*
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They only matched up the cool kids...lol I got thrown into the mix by default because Powemm made a joking comment about me once...so yanno active imaginations & all. I was totally serious about (I am gonna address them now as M&M lol) They are so perfect for each other..just sayin.lol (ohh & I haven't heard any objections from either of them about that little match-up)
 
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Chrissy77

Guest
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#97
Yeah MissCris we really need to finish the matchmaking. Can we rematch me with someone who MIGHT show his face around after the match?
 
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Chrissy77

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iTOREtheSKY said:
They only matched up the cool kids...lol I got thrown into the mix by default because Powemm made a joking comment about me once...so yanno active imaginations & all. I was totally serious about (I am gonna address them now as M&M lol) They are so perfect for each other..just sayin.lol (ohh & I haven't heard any objections from either of them about that little match-up)
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Oh how cute! M&M!!!
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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#99
Chrissy you have like a bazillion dudes on here who like you...is there not one you like back..or do they not frequent the forums enough???
 
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MissCris

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#100
Oohh, no, I'm not getting involved in making any matches. I don't wanna end up on any ignore lists....

*back under rock AGAIN, only this time with a bag of Cheetos*
 
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