Thread Titles You Will Never See In The Singles Forum

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arwen83

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Just for fun! :)

BE CREATIVE! :D
 
T_Laurich

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Why won't God make me a homosexual, I pray every day about it....

Sorry stuck on the 'homosexual' topic just replied to an other post about the topic :p
 
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T_Laurich said:
Why won't God make me a homosexual, I pray every day about it....

Sorry stuck on the 'homosexual' topic just replied to an other post about the topic :p
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Dear me, I sure hope I never see a thread title like that o_O
 
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How to swing a cat
That UN-awkward moment when...
Killing Elves and Unicorns 101
 
lil_christian

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"Being Single is the Greatest Thing EVER"

"I'm NOT looking for a Spouse"

"I'm NOT desperate"

(These are all as opposed to "looking for a spouse" "wanting girlfriend" or "I don't want to be single anymore")
 
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arwen83

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Help, I'm atheist and married. Need some advice!
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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arwen83 said:
Just for fun! :)

BE CREATIVE! :D
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This might be hard considering I've seen some pretty ridiculous thread titles. lol but here it goes............

"Trolling hard for a christian woman who is just as desperate"
"The Jesus in me used to love you,but you posted something I didn't agree with,so you can stick it!"
"Does God approve of strippers for Jesus?"
"Water into whine - why haven't you hooked me up with another single Lord?"
"WWJDFAKB - what would Jesus do for a klondike bar?"
"Did Jesus really mean that we should love one another or was he just joking?"
"The what I had for breakfast lunch and dinner thread,now with animated gifs"
"Satan lives in my microwave...Please pray for me!"
"Is it wrong to sleep with my husbands best friend even if he says it will bring him closer to God?"
"Help! - Reading the bible is like eating too much turkey. It makes me sleepy. 101 ways to stay awake during Numbers 13:1-16"
 
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FAITHFULGILLIAN

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Just got my divorce through and looking for wife number seven.
 
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"I have tons of guys lined up outside my door begging for me to marry them! What do I do?? HELP!"
 
T_Laurich

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iTOREtheSKY said:
This might be hard considering I've seen some pretty ridiculous thread titles. lol but here it goes............

"Trolling hard for a christian woman who is just as desperate"
"The Jesus in me used to love you,but you posted something I didn't agree with,so you can stick it!"
"Does God approve of strippers for Jesus?"
"Water into whine - why haven't you hooked me up with another single Lord?"
"WWJDFAKB - what would Jesus do for a klondike bar?"
"Did Jesus really mean that we should love one another or was he just joking?"
"The what I had for breakfast lunch and dinner thread,now with animated gifs"
"Satan lives in my microwave...Please pray for me!"
"Is it wrong to sleep with my husbands best friend even if he says it will bring him closer to God?"
"Help! - Reading the bible is like eating too much turkey. It makes me sleepy. 101 ways to stay awake during Numbers 13:1-16"
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LOLOLOLOLOL
 
lil_christian

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iTOREtheSKY said:
"Satan lives in my microwave...Please pray for me!"
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LOLOLOL I literally LAUGHED OUT LOUD at this!! I've seen some pretty ridiculous "help [insert noun/pronoun] is possessed" but I don't think I've EVER seen something like this before.

But what's even funnier is, I don't think I'd be very surprised if I saw a thread titled that XD
 
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I am married and now don't want to be: 10 Reasons to Call it Quits!
What is the most creative and spontaneous way to ask for a divorce? (think elbow macaroni)
 
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zaoman32

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How do I make TinTin fall in love with me?

Though this is the obvious question on every girls mind.
 
lil_christian

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arwen83 said:
I am married and now don't want to be: 10 Reasons to Call it Quits!
What is the most creative and spontaneous way to ask for a divorce?
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"I love being a morning person! 10 ways YOU can be a morning person, too!"

The person who DOES make this forum is getting hunted down by me. :p
 
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arwen83 said:
I am married and now don't want to be: 10 Reasons to Call it Quits!
What is the most creative and spontaneous way to ask for a divorce? (think elbow macaroni)
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Ok this was literally the hardest laugh I ever got from the forums.
 
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iTOREtheSKY said:
This might be hard considering I've seen some pretty ridiculous thread titles. lol but here it goes............

"The what I had for breakfast lunch and dinner thread,now with animated gifs"
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Sorry, iTore, this one is totally legit.
 
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