Thread Titles You Will Never See In The Singles Forum

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T_Laurich said:
I believe God was talking about marijuana, when the bible says to stone people... Pass the joint MAN.
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Ohhhh wait..I went to church with a guy that believed smoking pot was ok & biblical...there are in fact sects of hippie type christians that think there's nothing wrong with it. LOL
 
arwen83 said:
These are TOOOOOOO FUNNY!! I love the one about the veggies lol
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iTOREtheSKY said:
Ohhhh wait..I went to church with a guy that believed smoking pot was ok & biblical...there are in fact sects of hippie type christians that think there's nothing wrong with it. LOL
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I know some people are okay with it, just hoping they don't see my post now.... Don't want to start a debate...
 
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Hey Arwen, good thread idea (us Canadians are so creative!!!). Here are a couple of Singles Thread Titles I came up with for you using Lord of the Rings references!!!

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Descyple said:
Hey Arwen, good thread idea (us Canadians are so creative!!!). Here are a couple of Singles Thread Titles I came up with for you using Lord of the Rings references!!!

"Frodo And Sam's Guide To Male-Only Fellowship"

"If Bilbo Baggins Only Needed A Book To Be Happy, Then What Do I Need A Woman For?"

"Would Any Of You Guys Flirt With Eowyn While She's Dressed In Male Armor And Holding A Sword?"

"Gollum's Top 10 Reasons His "Precious" Is Not A Woman"
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YES!!!! ROFL
You're awesome!
 
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