I so totally had something to say but... OOOOHHH... Poncherello... Sorry. I got distracted.
I'm thinking I would match myself with Dr. Hannibal Lector. Not Anthony Hopkins, but Hannibal.
After all, we both appreciate a good meal.
And, although I'm not a Lord of the Rings fan, I admit to having a thing for Legolas. Not Orlando Bloom, but Legolas. So if Mr. Bloom came a courtin' on my doorstep one day (yeah right... and yes, I know he's now married... not that I stalk celebrities or anything), I would have to say, "Oh, ok. But you have to wear the blue contacts, blonde wig, and elf ears." (Does that count as asking a date to wear a costume...)
In other words, he would have to BE Legolas. What can I say... I'm into truly loving a man... er... elf... for who he really is.