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<--- OD'd on banana cake.

Well, I guess I did...I dunno, 2 pieces isn't that much, but apparently the banana in said banana cake makes that stuff kinda like, substantial.

Either way, full tummy now...I did this all in the wrong order!! I should have had cake and THEN a nap.

What the heck is this thread, anyway?
 
I hate bananas now. It's like I go through phases with them. When I was younger, I loved them, but now that I'm older I don't like them. I'll only eat them if they're apart of certain desserts like Bananas Foster. Sliced bananas, vanilla icecream, and rum. Good stuff!

Besides that all I've pretty much done today is sleep. Now I've got work in a couple hours :P
 
My favorite snack is bananas and peanut butter. It's a special kind of peanut butter though. Just any ol' brand won't do. I'm high maintenance that way. ;)
 
Me and my son had apple slices with peanut butter the other day...those are yummy. Not that he really ate them. Mostly he stuck the apple to his head with the peanut butter.

Aha! Next baking venture: Apple bread!
 
Whats really gross is that Government Peanut butter.

I was given a couple of cans of this white labeled peanut butter that they give to poor people or something and it was possibly the worst incarnation of food I've ever tasted.
 
Government peanut butter?! Never heard of that before. It sounds like a weapon of mass...gooey...destruction.
 
Government Peanut Butter-
The rough peanutbutter that comes in 15 lb. metal cans supplied by the U.S.D.A.
There are no warnings on the can, which there should be for choking hazard.
1)It is supplied for needy families
2)It is supplied for needy institutions
3)You cannot spread this peanutbutter
4)You cannot lube a tractor with it
"Somebody, please help me...I cannot get my knife back out of this government peanutbutter!"

Source Urban Dictionary. =)
 
I'm really bad at napping. Rather, I'm too good at it. I can't take just a 20-30 minute nap. I'm out for at least an hour or two. One time I was super tired and I took at 3 hour nap. It was not refreshing at all, but I know it was way too long.

The only time I ever napped was in college, and even then it wasn't that much. It's probably because I take longer naps, but naps don't do much for me. I'm sure at other stages in my life I will crave them again. ;)
 
All this talk about peanut butter and bananas made me post this annoying song :p

[video=youtube;jdpPZDv5Xv0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdpPZDv5Xv0[/video]
 
HA!! My husband...once upon a time...dressed up as a banana for Halloween, went to a club, and sang that.

I wish, oh how I wish, that I had photographic evidence of this.

On second thought, maybe I'm better off...
 
So do we need a thread now devoted entirely to the banana,or are we just gonna sit by & watch zero & MissCris milk this until the teet is bone dry? lol
 
Pretty sure I could've died just now.

Outside by myself, in the dark, and something in the yard is glowing BRIGHT. GREEN. And moving a little.

So I froze, and waited for death. Then the wind stopped, and the light disappeared, and my heart started beating even faster and I wondered A) if the crazy goat lady was gonna pop out from behind the shed where the light was, and B) why I hadn't brought the shot gun out with me.

Then the wind kicked up again and there was the light again! AAHH!

Then I remembered that I have two sleeping babies in the house, and was like, "Oh no, no kid of mine is falling prey to the goat lady. Not on my watch!!" So I came in the house and grabbed a flashlight. Because that's better than a gun.

And the green light turned out to be...

My porch light reflecting off of a piece of brass on the shed itself, hidden behind a tarp that's hanging there...hence the disappearing when the wind stopped blowing said tarp out of the way.

I...am a loser.
 
I've been basically sleeping for the past two days. However, after reading this thread about naps and bananas, I have to comment. I'm sick (like icky sick, I got sent home sick) and because I've been taking Tylenol and stuff, I occasionally have to eat. So I have a banana on my nightstand to eat as a snack. I feel as though I've completed all the necessary components to post in this thread. Time to read and fall asleep with my phone in my hand again. Because my kindle and bible is on my phone. I don't sleep with my phone in my hand usually.








Don't judge me...
 
iTOREtheSKY said:
So do we need a thread now devoted entirely to the banana,or are we just gonna sit by & watch zero & MissCris milk this until the teet is bone dry? lol
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...have you ever had a banana thrown at your head?

No?

You're about due for the experience then...

:D
 
Liamson said:
Whats really gross is that Government Peanut butter.

I was given a couple of cans of this white labeled peanut butter that they give to poor people or something and it was possibly the worst incarnation of food I've ever tasted.
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MissCris said:
Government peanut butter?! Never heard of that before. It sounds like a weapon of mass...gooey...destruction.
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Liamson said:
Government Peanut Butter-
The rough peanutbutter that comes in 15 lb. metal cans supplied by the U.S.D.A.
There are no warnings on the can, which there should be for choking hazard.
1)It is supplied for needy families
2)It is supplied for needy institutions
3)You cannot spread this peanutbutter
4)You cannot lube a tractor with it
"Somebody, please help me...I cannot get my knife back out of this government peanutbutter!"

Source Urban Dictionary. =)
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It's exactly like buying the 'natural' peanut butter, which has very little oil in it to make it smooth and creamy.
Making a Gub'ment peanut butter sammich is like trying to spread rock-hard ice cream...it just doesn't work. We used to get cans of it from my grandma, who didn't like it. We made do with sammiches with ripped-up bread...however, we found out that Gub'ment peanut butter makes the world's best, ultimate, stupendous, mouth-watering peanut butter cookies ever!


What is really, really scary, however, is Gub'ment 'cheese'.
 

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MissCris said:
Pretty sure I could've died just now.

Outside by myself, in the dark, and something in the yard is glowing BRIGHT. GREEN. And moving a little.

So I froze, and waited for death. Then the wind stopped, and the light disappeared, and my heart started beating even faster and I wondered A) if the crazy goat lady was gonna pop out from behind the shed where the light was, and B) why I hadn't brought the shot gun out with me.

Then the wind kicked up again and there was the light again! AAHH!

Then I remembered that I have two sleeping babies in the house, and was like, "Oh no, no kid of mine is falling prey to the goat lady. Not on my watch!!" So I came in the house and grabbed a flashlight. Because that's better than a gun.

And the green light turned out to be...

My porch light reflecting off of a piece of brass on the shed itself, hidden behind a tarp that's hanging there...hence the disappearing when the wind stopped blowing said tarp out of the way.

I...am a loser.
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Describe it further. Was it saucer-shaped, round, or more like a cigar?
 

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Don't knock Government cheese...we had a few of those when I was a kid when we were poor! It's not bad. It tasted like mild cheddar from what I recall. Then again I was like 6 or 7 yrs old & at that age you'll eat anything. lol
 
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