Trinity is a very intricately formulated doctrine with many details. But at least the actual doctrine is based on specific attempted inference. Your inference is just nebulous conceptualization with no real understanding of your own professed doctrine.
And you're confusing typology, allegory, metaphors, idioms, etc. with fundamental literal doctrine. So much for the redneck factor and "schoolin' someone".
I'd really prefer to be more reconciliatory, but Trinitarians generally conduct themselves in a manner that makes that... difficult. You're not really equipped to respesent your own professed doctrine.