Oddly enough, the more I think about the Schwans Guy, the more I realize that he is probably the answer to a lot of Women's Dilemmas.
There is the woman who prays for a Husband, yet doesn't leave the house.
There is the Woman who loves Ice cream but is too shy to buy it in the store.
There is the Woman who believes that all men are jerks, well she can't now because this guy knows how to treat a lady. And by treat I mean bring home the bacon, and by bring home the bacon I mean, deliver frozen food.