Derailers Anonymous Resisting Temptation(DART)

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dyingeveryday

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Just don't feed your baby hallucinations coffee.
 
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dyingeveryday

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TORE! I'm....not surprised at all. LOL!
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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you should all be on your knees daily thanking God I never had children.LOL
 
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MissCris

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#426
I typed up a really hasty, highly inappropriate response, and then read it, and was like,

"Oh dear, that must be the drugs talking"

So I deleted it, and then thought that a post about the drugs controlling me would somehow be MORE appropriate...

Drugs aren't funny, ya'll.

Wow, would someone derail this topic already?!
 
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dyingeveryday

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#427
Why not dude? They could tell you how old you are. Really, way back in the 2000's dad? You'll be like, "back in the 2000's? could we at least adjust this to be the 1900's?"
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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#428
I am dying for some scallops right now.
 
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dyingeveryday

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#429
Just say no! awww Nancy Reagan, she had the best intentions.
 
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dyingeveryday

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#430
I am dying for a peanut butter squared snickers bar and some bridge mix.
 
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dyingeveryday

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#431
Mmmmm scallop potatoes. See my potatoes have toes.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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#432
Sir, Do Not make me bring out Grumpy Cat! lol
 
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dyingeveryday

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#433
Grumpy cat oh grumpy cat what are you feeding him?
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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dyingeveryday said:
Grumpy cat oh grumpy cat what are you feeding him?
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Oranges. Plus,when MissCris isn't around..I let her sneak in & lick her Cheetos. (Grumpy Cat is a female btw...her real name is Tardar Sauce)
 
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MissCris

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#435
I have enough cat problems without Grumpy Cat adding his (her?!) nasty cat slobber to my Cheetos...
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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MissCris said:
I have enough cat problems without Grumpy Cat adding his (her?!) nasty cat slobber to my Cheetos...
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So yer' basically saying you got 99 problems but a Grumpy Cat ain't one?
(Google her..she is a girl & that is her real name) lol
 
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MissCris

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#437
I got 99 problems and iTORE might be one...
 
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dyingeveryday

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#438
I got 99 problems and a lack of chocolate is definitely 1!
 
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dyingeveryday

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#439
I got 99 problems and the fact that Christy left and mysteriously stashed the remote somewhere is definitely one!
 
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