Why is it that... (A game)

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SeatBelt

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why is it I don't have the time for the things that soothe me.
 
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SeatBelt

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Why is it that I fear the things that hold the most promise to bring me happiness?

Why is it that I procrastinate the things I most want done out of fear of doing a poor job of them?

Why is it that the Sandman keeps showing up way past schedule but the Pollenman shows up every three minutes for another round?

Why is it that on Monday I am given paperwork at the daycare that I should have been given last week and so I have to stand around making snap decisions about who should be on the emergency contact list and filling out permission slips for things that the old director would have sent home with us a week or more in advance, making me about 15 minutes later to work than I otherwise might have been?

Why is it that what sounds best for dinner is a big serving of nachos & locking my bedroom door to watch House on DVD undisturbed?

Why is it that I am on CC instead of making nachos while the kids play in the back yard?

Why is it I'm logging out & heading for the kitchen!?!
 
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SeatBelt

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Why is it I forgot to log out?

Why is it that nachos don't make themselves?
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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why is it I am only invited to fold laundry with SeatBelt but not asked over for nachos & a House marathon?
 
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MidniteWelder

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Why is it you gotta hold ur horses till we surprise ya when the pizza gets here, I gotta wait till Chrissy falls asleep for a power nap tho before I can use her card again. She hid it in a different pocket and I can't find it.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Why is it you gotta hold ur horses till we surprise ya when the pizza gets here, I gotta wait till Chrissy falls asleep for a power nap tho before I can use her card again. She hid it in a different pocket and I can't find it.
She keeps it in her sock drawer...I'll get it.
 
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MidniteWelder

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She keeps it in her sock drawer...I'll get it.

BE Careful!!!!!! She's got her mom ears on and could wake up at the slightest crack of a lego
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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BE Careful!!!!!! She's got her mom ears on and could wake up at the slightest crack of a lego
Are we talkin' about the same Chrissy77? The same Chrissy77 I pulled a sneak attack Ninja style kiss on her cheek the other day that she never saw or heard comin'???? I think you must be thinking of a different CCer my friend...this Chrissy77 goes into severe sugar shock & blacks out when I am near. LOL Oh..ummm...maybe,I am...ohhh feelin.....woozie...someone hold me quick..ohhhh..my..my...bu....nnnnn.sssssss.
 
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Chrissy77

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Why in the world is my credit card being used to buy you pizza again?
Why I'd it Midnite realizes that moms always hear every little thing?
Why is it Itore is saying I'm not up on my game and you can't sneak up on me?
 
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MidniteWelder

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He falls for it every time...ITore You're fun have around

HIGH FIVE!!!!!!
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Why is it I forgot to log out?

Why is it that nachos don't make themselves?
Why is it that laundry doesn't magically wash and fold itself?? :(

Why is it that I just got a craving for nachos with extra cheese and jalapenos?
 
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MidniteWelder

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Why in the world is my credit card being used to buy you pizza again


Why I'd it Midnite realizes that moms always hear every little thing?


Why is it Itore is saying I'm not up on my game and you can't sneak up on me?
​.......Why is it I need to sit Chrissy down again to explain, my card is the one that earns Cabelas points
Your Card is the one that earns the frequent flyer miles, I know you've been wanting to take a trip so I was helping you earn more frequent flyer miles.


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Why is it Mom's hear at a different frequency that is directly tuned to...somethins up I better go check it out kinda stuff

Why is it that I feel you are saying you CAN be snuck up on or that you would you like to reword that so that ur up on ur game more better.
 

PennEd

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Why can't I have the immune system of my 2 golden doodles who can drink out of a muddy puddle, eat 2 day old tuna, sleep in a campground outhouse, and yet still be more healthy, and energetic than me with all my showers, vitamins, and work-outs!?
 
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MidniteWelder

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Cuz I knew you was gonna wake up and catch him
Practical joke amongst guys
Childish and immature as anything you'll ever witness

Except...except now I know I gots me one comin too
 
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Chrissy77

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Why is it that I'm tempted to post my picture for the first time in history?
 
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MissCris

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Why is it that I'm tempted to post my picture for the first time in history?
You totally should.

Although if you do, I'll have to Google Vera Wang and make sure that's really you...:p