that awkward moment when...

[SeatBelt]

the awkweird moment when someone says something about rosemary & ginger and you are reasonably sure they didn't mean something along the lines of seasoning meat for grilling!

 

[MissCris]

That awkward moment when you can't get an image of someone rolling in spices and then flopping themselves on a grill and turning every so often out of your head.

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

that awkward moment when people just don't get your sick sense of humor.

 

[rachelsedge]

That awkward moment when someone calls in to the bank to tell you that they'll be by at 12:30 for the cake walk, and you're super confused because why would they have a cake walk at the bank, and you ask your supervisor and no one knows about any cake walk going on down in the basement area (which is where he said we had it). Then when he shows up at 12:30, he says he's here to go to his "safe vault".

So yeah, I heard "safe vault" as "cake walk". My coworkers had a good chuckle with that one...

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

^^^^^^ @rachel

 

[Descyple]

That awkward moment when............. a genie in a bottle grants you three wishes, and you respond by saying "Three wishes? Wow, that's a lot. I wish I wasn't under so much pressure" - your wish is then granted which results in the automatic forfeiture of your final two wishes!!!

Be careful what you wish for!!!

 

[GreenNnice]

I'm laughing at this right now, Green. Seriously, what do you find so confusing about the little "woman in a dress" emblem they put on the door? You thought that maybe it was a man in drag? Possibly middle eastern appreciation day? XD

nah, jilly, just moving too fast, but, more than once, I've ended up in a ladies room because the door was not with the women symbol well on there. mosty, just me, missing something though, this is like 1 or 2 times in my life, it's not like this has happened to me a million times. Oh, one time I did dress up in drag and go into a woman's bathroom. OK, ALREADY, that is sick humor, LIGHTupthesky said it's awkward when people don't get his sick humor. So, now I know how he feels

 

[GreenNnice]

that awkward moment when people just don't get your sick sense of humor.

Sick humor, eh, LIGHT? I've never thought of your humor as 'sick,' uh, 'awkward,' maybe, but not 'sick.' Just kidding, your humor is ALWAYS great, bro. God bless ya for your way of funnily reaching others on c.c.

I've done that before. I've also gone to work with my solid color shirt on inside out. No one told me.

This sounds like it was an interesting moment, fen What color was your shirt inside-out ?

 

[Descyple]

That awkward moment when.............. you leave a Salvation Army drop-off location with more clothes than you brought!!!

 

[SeatBelt]

the awkward moment when several people think you may be dead because they don't yet have enough information to stalk you and there are life threatening emergencies in your general area... but you are not online at the moment to confirm that you are not in fact dead.

{"I'm not dead yet. I feel fine. I think I'll go for a walk."}

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Your best friends awkward moment when he calls you by his girlfriends name instead of yours not once, but twice in the same day.

 

[FAITHFULGILLIAN]

When without thinking you throw in a new red tee shirt along with the whites into the washing machine.

 

[jerusalem]

that awkward moment when your long haired husband is mistaken for a woman from behind

 

[SeatBelt]

...when i can't tell if I have irreparably offended someone or if it's just that cell signals sometimes are lousy.

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

That awkward moment when you read another member's awkward moment & flashback to similar awkward moments when you were younger & had really long hair & you were out to eat with your Mom & the waitress asks what would you "ladies" like to order,but only looks at your hair & not your face to realize yer' a man & then it's too late...damage has been done. lolz

 

[GreenNnice]

That awkward moment when you tell someone in your bible study class that they are a blessing to their wife and that their wife is a blessing to them. And, then......

you get in your car and, your dad, who overheard from a distance, says that he doesn't think that they are husband and wife but that they are like sister and brother or friend and friend. uh-oh. True story. I got some explaining to do next Wednesday . NEVER assume , I think 'assumption' can easily lead into an awkward moment.

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

Oh, Green you get a "like" from me just for how painfully awkward that must have been...also I gave you a "like" because I can't wait to hear the awkward explanation & response you get next week. lolz

Was this your reaction when yer' dad said that to you?

 

[CatHerder]

That awkward moment when you call your piano student "Gail" on the phone because his voice hasn't changed yet...

...and that equally awkward moment when you call two months later and the kid's voice is deeper than your own.

 

[seed_time_harvest]

That awkward moment when you crave some ice cream
Late at night then you go to the store looking unkempt
and when you get the ice cream and get in line,someone
from work that might gossip about you gets in your line.

 

[GreenNnice]

Oh, Green you get a "like" from me just for how painfully awkward that must have been...also I gave you a "like" because I can't wait to hear the awkward explanation & response you get next week. lolz
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Was this your reaction when yer' dad said that to you?

Yeah, LIGHT, bro, I felt a little different after dad said that , and, yeah, I will feel different next Wednesday too when I have to ask if they are man and wife. My dad said he 'thinks' they are not married. We shall see If they are just good friends only, who knows, maybe, I just played matchmaker The Lord leads