that awkward moment when...

[SeatBelt]

That awkward moment when you tell someone in your bible study class that they are a blessing to their wife and that their wife is a blessing to them. And, then......

you get in your car and, your dad, who overheard from a distance, says that he doesn't think that they are husband and wife but that they are like sister and brother or friend and friend. uh-oh. True story. I got some explaining to do next Wednesday . NEVER assume , I think 'assumption' can easily lead into an awkward moment.

...or those awkward moments when people ask me about my wife and say they haven't seen her at church in a long time and I just smile and calmly explain that she left me, giving back to them the awkward they just unknowingly tried to give me. It's like some really stinky game of tag.

 

[Immawildthing]

That awkward moment when you're smiling at a computer screen, or your phone screen (I was probably blushing too), and your mom asks who you're talking to.... It's not my fault some people are just really cute about what they say!

 

[CatHerder]

That awkward moment when someone responds to a post with nothing but scripture and you have no idea how it relates to the other post in question and you feel funny about asking, because the scripture post has received 37 "likes" and you don't want to admit to everyone that you didn't "get" it...

 

[error]

...when I see what zaoman did to his hair...

 

[TigerScent777]

that awkward moment when...those whom you thought were your friends don't stand with you; and those you didn't think were - do

 

[MissCris]

That awkward moment when you drop your purse and every single item falls out on the floor of Wal-Mart.

And then someone who works there sees you struggling with 2 kids in the cart, and trying to pick up all your junk, and they walk over and say they are making sure you aren't stealing anything, and just stand there watching you struggle so you lose your temper and go on a tirade about why/how Wal-Mart is the epitome of everything that is wrong with this world, and the poor guy's jaw just drops and he stares at you blankly.

*sigh*

Lord, help me know when to shut my mouth. And thanks for the lesson on why I should clean out/zip up my stupid, stupid purse.

 

[SeatBelt]

THOSE awkward momentS when the erenity prayer just isn't enough... but at least it's a start.

 

[SeatBelt]

when i swipe some of the cookies for the meeting that is about to happen, the don't go to the meeting so I can keep working to meet crazy deadlines... did I mention that it was a company wide meeting and my absence was likely noted? The cookies were good.

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

that awkward moment where someone actually sees you in wal-mart! lol

 

[Immawildthing]

That awkward moment when you see your best friend at Rawr-Mart, and you greet each other and talk like no one else is around... and then your friend has to leave... and you're awfully aware that there are actually other people around...

 

[NodMyHeadLikeYeah]

That awkward moment when someone thinks your mom is your sister....

 

[Immawildthing]

Those awkward moments when people mistake you for your mom... happens all the time...

 

[PopClick]

 

[lil_christian]

That awkward moment when you have streams of awkward moments that have happened to you go through your head, making you feel weird.

 

[Jilly81]

That awkward moment when you change your sig and realize that it makes some of your more serious posts seem kinda flippant to have that at the end :/

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

That awkward moment when you post Kabloooie on someone's Birthday thread & then they use it as their signature,with them only to realize it makes their own posts seem flippant,making you feel awkward for inadvertent flippantness. LOL

 

[Jilly81]

Hehe, well, it made me laugh so much that I think it was worth it Jim, but I'll switch again for maximum edification of the body of Christ, and I shall think this in my head only (current sig copied here):

P.S. "KABLOOOOIE"

 

[Descyple]

That awkward moment when.................. you shave your head and find the numbers "666" on your scalp!

Am I the only one this has happened too? And what does it mean???

Maybe they are lucky lottery numbers!!!

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

that awkward moment when you want to buy the last person who posted a toupee and slowly back away,turn & run as fast as you can.

 

[JimJimmers]

That awkward moment when.................. you shave your head and find the numbers "666" on your scalp!

Am I the only one this has happened too? And what does it mean???

Maybe they are lucky lottery numbers!!!

Well, depending on the angle of viewing, they could be 999. So I'd buy two lottery tickets, to be safe.